Preface
The Many Groupchats of J.J. Boiziau
Posted originally on the Archive of Our Own at https://archiveofourown.org/works/84306611.
- Rating:
- Not Rated
- Archive Warning:
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Category:
- Gen
- Fandoms:
- Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
- Character:
- Jean-Jacques Boiziau | J. J. Dagenais
- Additional Tags:
- Texting Fic, Crack
- Language:
- English
- Series:
- Part 2 of The Queer Hockey Agenda
- Stats:
- Published: 2026-05-05 Words: 538 Chapters: 1/?
The Many Groupchats of J.J. Boiziau
Summary
Chatfic companion to The Many Plans of J.J. Boiziau.
Might not make much sense if you haven't read that one first.
Notes
I read all of your comments on The Many Plans of J.J. Boiziau and I love all of you. I know you want a Jackie/Hayden divorce fic and that's not what this is, but I really wanted to experiment with texting work skins.
In any case, this is now a series that I hold near and dear to my hear, so who knows what else I might add?
You should have "Show Creator's Style" turned on for the best experience, but I think it also makes sense without it. Updates might be sporadic as inspiration strikes me.
- Inspired by How to Make iOS Text Messages on AO3 by CodenameCarrot, La_Temperanza
Chapter 1: THE B(I)EST CLUB
The Ilya Rozanov Fanclub
Ilya Hollander-Rozanov ๐ฑ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐๐ added you, Svetlana Vetrova ๐ฉ๐ฝโ๐ฆฑ๐ฎ๐, and Eric Bennett ๐ง๐ป๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐๐
ฐ๏ธ to a group.
Ilya Hollander-Rozanov ๐ฑ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐๐ named the group The Ilya Rozanov Fanclub.
???
Ilya Hollander-Rozanov ๐ฑ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐๐
I told you weโre starting a club for the bisexuals
Unfortunately we canโt have a club with only 2
Leah doesnโt like groupchats (((
So I added Bennett
But Iโm kicking him out once we recruit more bc heโs retired
Sveta can stay bc sheโs a hockey witch
You changed the name of the group to THE B(I)EST CLUB.
THE B(I)EST CLUB
Shouldnโt we also add Rose then?
Ilya Hollander-Rozanov ๐ฑ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐๐
No
She doesnโt know enough hockey
And sheโs not bi
Didnโt she only date men before she got together with @Svetlana Vetrova ๐ฉ๐ฝโ๐ฆฑ๐ฎ๐??
Ilya Hollander-Rozanov ๐ฑ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐๐
Yes
MY HUSBAND also dated Rose Landry and heโs still super gay
Your point?
Got it ๐๐พ
Are there any other bi players in the league tho?
Ilya Hollander-Rozanov ๐ฑ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐๐
Yes
One I know for sure
But he hasnโt figured it out yet
Others? Eh, probably. Still working on it
PLEASE tell me how you can tell
You knew I was bi before even I knew
HOW?????
Ilya Hollander-Rozanov ๐ฑ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐๐
Easy
You kept checking me and Shane out when we went to that bar after I beat you 6-2
No I didnโt??
Maybe only when you were leaving
Ilya Hollander-Rozanov ๐ฑ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐๐
No
Even before that
I notice this stuff
Iโm very perceptive ๐
Ok sure
Do you know about that other guy bc he also checked you out?
Ilya Hollander-Rozanov ๐ฑ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐๐
Yes and also we had a few threesomes before me and my husband became exclusive
He didnโt โno homoโ when we touched
And he got harder when he was looking at my dick
I give him a week to remember that and panic about it
Eric Bennett ๐ง๐ป๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐๐
ฐ๏ธ
Hello to everyone except Rozanov
I didnโt expect to learn so much about your sex life when I woke up this morning
Ilya Hollander-Rozanov ๐ฑ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐๐
You wouldโve learned even more if you stayed longer after the wedding
Maybe you could use some tips
Too bad your nursing home and the nursery you robbed for your child bride have the same bedtime
Eric Bennett ๐ง๐ป๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐๐
ฐ๏ธ
Can I be kicked out now?
Ilya Hollander-Rozanov ๐ฑ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐๐
No.
Svetlana Vetrova ๐ฉ๐ฝโ๐ฆฑ๐ฎ๐
ะะปัััะบะฐ, I love you, but donโt involve me in whatever bullshit this is
Ilya Hollander-Rozanov ๐ฑ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐๐
Noooo (((((
ะกะฒะตัะฐ (((((
Donโt go ((((((((
Boiziau and Bennett have shit bi-dars
They thought I was straight!!
Svetlana Vetrova ๐ฉ๐ฝโ๐ฆฑ๐ฎ๐ left the group.
Ilya Hollander-Rozanov ๐ฑ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐๐
((((((((((
Eric Bennett ๐ง๐ป๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐๐
ฐ๏ธ left the group.
Ilya Hollander-Rozanov ๐ฑ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐๐
(((((((((((((((
Everyone abandons me
Itโs ok, Iโll stay I guess
Ilya Hollander-Rozanov ๐ฑ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐๐
Thank you Boiziau
This is why you are M******lโs best player
I thought I was the 14th?
Ilya Hollander-Rozanov ๐ฑ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐๐
That was before my husband left you to become Ottawaโs 2nd best player
Now you are the best on your shit team
Donโt disappoint me
๐ซก
One week later
THE B(I)EST CLUB
Ilya Hollander-Rozanov ๐ฑ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐๐ added Cliff Marlow ๐ง๐ป๐๐ป to the group.
โฆโฆโฆ
Did you have MULTIPLE THREESOMES with MARLOW????
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