The Slip Slack Oops of a Bored Ilya Rozanov

Jane
9:42 AM

evidentally so

..Connie?

holy shit is this whta i think it is?

Attention all )))
i have summoned u to a anonymous queer groupchat for mlh players

...
u assume u know all of us
and yet we dont know you
so there is no way you could possibly know

Please god tell me u did not accept a chatroom invite with no clue who sent it?

...
then i wont say it

jesus fucking christ
@lily are all your friends stupid?

not usually
just this one )))

hey how about fuck you?

ok if u need proof what this is
u want my name?
i dont exactly hide it anyway

that works

no its okay alice
he is just stupid sometimes
i made this to be a safe space for us queer players
he will catch up
eventually

no its fine lol
im already out in most places anyway, like literally i think even my team knows
@jamie im brisbois for the NY Admirals

you know what i can see it

u know what me too

holy fucking shit
there’s THIS MANY of US?

yes

actually on that note
i have someone to add

Jane
9:53 AM

why did i have to make a slack account for this?
Its like six people

@sarah lily made an anonymous groupchat for queer players

right
Why am i here?

sarah im the one who texted you

wait holy shit
Youre..?

queer
Yes.
I thought u knew?

Sarah
9:56 AM

i was kinda hoping so. Easier if i dont have to tell anyone, they just know

wait can we go back to the fact that there are two?! On the admrials?
Admirals*

theres two from multiple teams in here

Sora
Shut up
Are you who I think you are?

jane
Did u not realize?

hi jane :)

@sora YOU DID NOT TELL ME CONNIE WAS A PLAYER

while this is entertaining, @alice, how tf did you know?
About me?

i saw u checking out mr smoothie boy the other day
Not that he wasnt cute
But like that was absolutely a tell

WHO IS MR SMOOTHIE BOY
I NEED TO KNOW

nope
Hes just a dude that works at a smoothie shop alice and i went by the other day
God it feels so weird calling you alice

u forgot the ‘cute’ in there

fine
He was cute okay?

u should ask him out :)

stop meddling lily

okay so who the heck is lily then? If you all know him? Her?

idgaf abt pronouns lol

wait what?
I didnt know that?
I havent been misgendering you have I?

no jane
Ur fine
I dont care about pronouns
Is stupid english thing anyway

u two know each other outside of playing?
I assume u guys are on dif teams yeah?

they definitely are lol

since we're on the topic anyway, and evidently I never thought to ask
What are everybody's pronouns?

he/they

he him :)

any idgaf ))))

he/him

he him for sure

he/him but im not gonna complain about they them if that counts? I also dont really care

okay I am going to write these down, give me a second please
Oh and he/him for me

cool, now that thats settled
I did not realize there would be so many of us
I mean, statistically i knew it was unlikely i was alone, but like…

its kind of unreal to know for sure?

definitely.

Agreed.

and to think i found all of u

no i got sarah in here

fine
U found sarah
I got the rest

You didnt “find” me, you got incredibly lucky.

wait please tell me what lily did
I need chirp material

no

dont chirp players about being queer alice!
What if someone over heard?

i would be careful.
Im not stupid

u cant chirp lily on the ice for being queer
Like seriously
She could get in really big trouble

i mean yes
Technically
But i want to know what he can come up with )))))

lily no
That goes for you too alice.

Alice
10:23 PM

this is good!

oh okay
Why does that matter?

jamie be nice

@jamie because i dont know if i should go for it?
It may or may not be a player

WHAT
WAIT UR PLAYING VANCOUVER

yes?

PLS BE KILLOUNE

why killoune?

He doesn't have Killoune's email

….
It may be him
Do i try?

alice where are u?
I dont even see you anymore?!

we’re in a bar rn
And he bought me a drink

u know, at that point do it

YES DO IY
IT

okah bye, imma try

we better get a new memebr

member*

😏
Yes

🙄

jesus fuck alice i cant help you if i cant find you

…how would u help him?

ew not like that
I meant like if something bad happens

is killoune
He will be fine
But @alice text when u get home so we know u are safe

agreed

@alice i swear to god if ur late i will have coach bench you

did it have to be in here that u sent that?

yes
This is shaming

add his email

…

alice did u get his email

..no
:(
I meant to but how was i supposed to ask?!

damn i thought we would get a new member

@jane ik u are awake

I have nothing to add

u coild wake up sora while i get connie?

Fine.

Connie
8:13 AM

dont pretend like u werent fucling ur boyfriend
Ugh typos

CONNIE U HAVE A BOYFROEND?!
WHY DIDNT U TELL US?

thats why

lol
Jamie got excited
Oop and sarah and alice are gone

yes, is how planes work
No wifi

Jane
8:19 AM

okay so we know killoune is queer then
Anybody else got suspect players?
Im curious

many But not sure so i cant add

Her gaydar is really good somehow.

))))

agreed Its stupid good

okay dont get mad at me
But barrett strikes me as overcompensating for something

could be small dick

not that, ive played all stars with him
Hes not.. small
Not record breaking but like… i would not be disappointiked

I did not need to know that
Also hes an asshole
Hes called me slurs so many times I lost count

saaaaame.
Hijo de puta racista. Se merece todo lo que le pase

I forgot you speak spanish

i try not to around the team
Last dia de los muertos they taped a sombrero to my locker

jane im going to kill them

No violence Lily
I dont need you in jail

fine.

whipped

what?

nothing

theres one in like… i think buffalo

OOH
can anybody get baldwins email? Or number or whatever?
We played LA a cpuple weeks ago and one of his teammates asked him about a boyfriend on the ice

oh yeah i think i heard someone say something about that

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