Get Your Ex Back Love Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 30 jan 2017
nastya you are the best. it worked. i would 100% recommend.

Instant Karma Revenge Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 5 nov 2018
nastya you know i love you. but this time it didn't work. he only got a sprain. we talked about more.

Curse Your Enemies Hex Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 12 jun 2017
nastya please why did you let hunter win the cup :( only 3.5 stars cause you still did something great!

Curse Your Enemies Hex Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 14 dec 2016
nastya. i trust you to take care of her.

Make Them Disappear Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 29 jan 2016
nastya you never miss. she's finally gone. they're not compatible.

Make Them Disappear Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 15 nov 2020
nastya i need you to lock in. that evil man needs to be gone.

Jane

Jane:Ilya…

Lily:hi sweetheart ❤️

Lily:how's your day going?

Jane:Ilya.

Lily:mine is better now that i'm talking to you ❤️

Jane:ILYA.

Lily:i wish you were here with me ❤️

Lily:with your pretty freckles and your great ass

Jane:Ilya. Stop trying to distract me.

Lily:what are you talking about baby? ❤️

Jane:Ilya drop the act.

Jane:You know what I'm talking about.

Lily:moya lyubov ❤️

Lily:i don't know what you are talking about

Jane:The etsy witch Ilya

Jane:The fucking etsy witch

Lily:oh yeah that

Jane:"Oh yeah that"

Jane:Why the fuck are you cursing my best friends??

Lily:because i love you ❤️

Jane:Ilya really what the fuck?

Lily:it's true

Lily:i did it for us

Jane:How was cursing Hayden something that you did for us?

Lily:you are not seeing the bigger picture sweetheart

Lily:nastya is coming to the wedding

Jane:We will see about that

Jane:Please tell me there are not other reviews

Lily:do you want me to lie or …

Jane:Ilya if we get outed because you had to curse my ex girlfriend, my best friend and for some reason Scott Hunter I am going to strangle you.

Lily:please tell me more  😈

Lily:what are you going to do to me?

Jane:Ilya…

Lily:I really miss you ❤️

Lily:It's been too long

Lily:I can't stop thinking about you and your perfect body

Jane:Ilya stop trying to distract me

Lily:is it working?

Jane:Yes?

Lily:good

Lily:are you alone?

Lily:can you facetime me?

Jane:I'm still mad at you

Lily:oh i know 😈

Rose

Shane:Curse & Hex Removal Spell by SpellsfromNastya

Rose:???

Shane:Trust me

Shane:Just get it

Rose:Why?

Shane:You are probably cursed.

Rose:WHAT??? WHY???

Shane:Ask my fiancé.

Good Luck & Success Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 27 jul 2010
i didnt believe but it worked.

Good Luck & Success Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 25 jun 2014
nastya you are amazing. best night of my life!

Instant Karma Revenge Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 5 feb 2021
nastya i'm never doubting you again

Curse & Hex Removal Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 9 jan 2021
i think i cursed too many people. please protect me nastya

Extreme Karma Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 15 feb 2014
нахуй его

Text Me Back Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 14 jan 2012
nastya. i need this to work.

Jane

Jane:On Monday we are having dinner with Rose so you can apologize to her

Lily:sure

Jane:Did you apologize to Hayden and Scott yet?

Lily:do i really have to?

Jane:If you ever want to touch me again

Lily:ok ok i'm doing it

15th best voyageur

Ilya:Curse & Hex Removal Spell by SpellsfromNastya

Ilya:get protection

Ilya:i don't want my godchildren to be fatherless

Hayden:Man why did you curse me?

Hayden:What did I ever do to you?

Hayden:Also my kids are not your godchildren

Ilya:you say that like it's your choice

Hayden:?? They are my kids

Ilya:are you sure?

Ilya:they're too good to be yours

Hayden:Cursing me for no reason is not enough for you?

Hayden:Do you have to keep insulting me?

Ilya:i had my reasons

Hayden:Which are...

Ilya:you know what you did

Ilya:at the dinner with us and jackie

Ilya:it was really important to shane and you ruined it

Hayden:I know and I said I was sorry

Ilya:i know it was just a warning curse

Ilya:shane said i have to say sorry

Ilya:so i'm sorry

Hayden:If someone had told me years ago that Shane had Rozanov so whipped I would have never believed them

Ilya:i'm not whipped

Hayden:Sure buddy

Dinosaur🦕

Ilya:Curse & Hex Removal Spell by SpellsfromNastya

Ilya:hunter do this if you want to live another 100000 years

Scott:Man what?

Ilya:oh you don't know

Ilya:is twitter font too small for you to read?

Scott:I'm not that old Rozanov

Ilya:go on twitter

Scott:YOU CURSED ME???

Ilya:yes but it didn't work

Ilya:so no bad blood

Scott:But why?

Ilya:didn't want you to die while trying to lift the cup with your frail arms

Ilya:i'm sorry

Scott:Who put you up to this?

Scott:There is no way you are apologizing of your own free will

Ilya:i'm a good person i do good things

Scott:Sure.

Ilya:ok it was hollander

Ilya:happy now?

Scott:I really need to ask him how he's the only one you listen to

Ilya:you don't want to know the answer

Scott:What do you mean?

Scott:Rozanov?

Scott:Rozanov???

Jane

Lily:[screenshot of the converations with Hayden and Scott]

Lily:i said i'm sorry

Jane:Good boy



Lily:🤤

Good Luck & Success Career Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 5 jul 2018
nastya doing amazing like always.

Think of me 24/7 Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 17 jun 2011
nastya it's so good to have you back.

Regret & Reconciliation Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 5 nov 2016
nastya. i need you to fix this.

Extreme Luck Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 5 nov 2016
nastya. you never disappointed before. what happened?

Extreme Luck Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 18 nov 2013
nastya. you did it! you are amazing.

Extreme Luck Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 31 jan 2011
nastya is the best. got lucky!!

Strong Healing Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 25 apr 2017
nastya do your best please.

Success & Luck Spell
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ilyarozanov81 | 13 feb 2011
it did not work. you're not good at your job. i want a refund. nastya please come back.

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April 23, 2019

Cens

Hazy
@Ilya should we get a protection spells or are we safe from your curses?
Bood
Hazy wtf??
Hazy
Bood please go on twitter
Cap's etsy witch has been found
Troy
What is an etsy witch?
Hazy
Oh Troy my sweet summer child
Go ask Harris
Troy
He's busy fixing whatever Ilya did
Bood
@Ilya why are you cursing Hayden Pike?
Haas
more importantly who did you make disappear??
do we need to look into missing people files?
Dykstra
Guys you are missing the point. What ex did you get back with in 2017??
LaPointe
ARE YOU THE REASON OUR PLANE CRASHED???
Holmy
wait wait who did you curse last week? not me right? i said i'm sorry i said anya's sweater was corny
Choui
@Ilya why haven't you used your apparently amazing etsy witch to make us win?
i never use nastya for hockey
i don't need her. i'm already too good
@Hazy i did not curse you don't worry
i only use nastya for good
Bood
Then what did Pike do to you?
where do i start?
@Haas don't worry about it my child
Haas
okay ❤️ yay ❤️
Bood
No not ok not yay
I don't want to be an accomplice in anything
nobody disappeared
it was not literally
the first time
Troy
What? What about the second time? Who did you kill?
i didn't kill anybody
i'm just trusting nastya
do the right thing nastya kill roger crowell and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower
Troy
What?? A lotus flower?
Hazy
Troy please get Harris he will explain
Also why are you ignoring the threat on Crowell's life?
Troy
He deserves it
LaPointe
what did crowell do to you?
nothing to me but to people i care about
Troy
Oh thanks man
not you barrett someone important
Holmy
ouch
Bood
@Ilya can you please answer our questions?
ok sure but only one question per person
Bood
Who did you make disappear other then Crowell apparently?
she's not important
Bood
Please don't tell me it was one of your ex girlfriends?
no no no not MY ex girlfriend
Bood
Whose girlfriend was it?
that was already two questions bood no more for you
Hazy
Why did you curse Pike?
he made someone i care about sad
Hazy
Who??
no no no one question per person
Hazy
But Bood got two
NEXT QUESTION
Troy
Who did you curse last week?
kent.
Troy
Holy shit it actually works
Bood
Man i need to try it too
Boyle
I just saw what's going on on twitter
@Ilya are you the fucking reason why our plane crashed?
i take no resposabilities
Boyle
Motherfucker
next question!!!
Dykstra
Who's the ex you got back together with in 2017?
that i cannot say
Holmy
wait are you still together rn?
maybe
Hazy
YOU HAVE BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP SINCE 2017 AND YOU HAVEN'T TOLD US?
hazy i told you no more questions for you
Hazy
SOMEONE PLEASE ASK HIM
LaPointe
have you been in a relationship since 2017?
yes
Hazy
WHATT??
Haas
what????
LaPointe
whaaaat?
Holmy
WHATTT???
Boyle
Whaaat??
Choui
Quoi???
Bood
What??? Why didn't you bring her to my parties?
We want to meet her?
Dykstra
Cap is in loooooove
Troy
Is it who I think it is?
Hazy
BARRETT what do you know?
Troy
I don't know anything
Hazy
@Ilya respond to Barrett
he already asked a question
Bood
Someone else ask him something
Holmy
is it who troy think it is?
yes.
Troy
Oh fuck I didn't actually think I was right
Since 2017???
Wait you said got back together in 2017???
It was before that???
Hazy
Barrett please share with the class
I wanna know too
you will know soon
trust me i really want to tell you but it's not the right time
Hazy
Ok man but I'm holding you to that
Choui
Barrett is right you said you got back together in 2017 how long have you been together?
it depends
Choui
What do you mean it depends?
actually together since 2017
fucking since 2010
Troy
2010????
That's your rookie season
Was it all fake??
I don't know what's real anymore
Hazy
Man 2010 wtf??
Cap I think you broke Troy
Haas
since i was 10?!?
last question luca use it well
Haas
is the new ring on your chain an engagement ring?
Hazy
You've seen it too?
Bood
What ring?
yes
Haas
i knew it
Hazy
CAP WHAT?
Bood
ROZY'S ENGAGED!!
Troy
Omg you're engaged to —
Hazy
Oh no he shot him
RIP Troy you will be missed

Nastya🔮

Ilya:nastya

Ilya:they found us out :(

Ilya:shane knows about you

Ilya:he's mad at me now

Nastya:I can't help you with this

Nastya:Go apologize to your fiancé

Ilya:yes ma'am

Ilya:i'm getting you that wedding invitation

Nastya:You better!

Nastya:With all the shit I helped you with you should name your first child after me

Ilya:what about all the money i gave you?

Ilya:i saw your ig story nastya

Ilya:how's the new car?

Nastya:I deserve it for all I do for you

Ilya:yes you do :)

Jane

Jane:ILYA ROZANOV'S ETSY WITCH: A CHRONOLOGY

Jane:Is this true?

Lily:mostly yes

Jane:You made Nastya cast spells to get me to sleep with you?

Lily:no

Lily:it was to help ME

Jane:I don't get it

Lily:you remember i told you i was the one to ask to have the ccm photoshoot together?

Jane:How could I forget?

Lily:in 2010 i was just a guy with a big crush on this boring hockey player with beautiful freckles

Lily:so i had this plan to do the photoshoot together to spend time alone with you

Lily:but i was scared to ask ccm and i was really terrified that i had read our moment in the gym wrong

Lily:so i asked sveta what she did for good luck and she told me about etsy witches

Lily:that's when i found nastya and i got her to bring me good luck

Lily:i didn't think it was going to work but it did

Lily:and you know superstition

Lily:if it works once then you have to do it every time

Jane:Oh Ilya

Lily:so when i really wanted to see you at the all star games i did the same

Lily:and it became a habit

Lily:when i wanted to spend more time with you i asked nastya for help

Jane:Baby

Lily:i know it was wrong but i just wanted things to go well with you

Jane:Oh baby❤️

Lily:and then the tuna melt disaster happened

Jane:I'm still sorry about that

Lily:i left a bad review for the first time

Lily:so nastya emailed me to ask what happened and that's when we became friends

Jane:You've been friends with your etsy witch all this time?

Lily:yes

Jane:Does she know about us?

Lily:please don't freak out

Lily:she's a good person

Lily:she figured it out

Jane:Ilya

Jane:Why didn't you tell me this before?

Jane:What if she outs you? Or us?

Lily:solnyshko

Lily:she won't

Lily:trust me

Lily:she has known for years and she hasn't said anything

Jane:How long has she known?

Lily:since 2016

Jane:Ilya what?

Jane:How did she find out?

Lily:well after tuna melt disaster we shared phone numbers

Lily:and i started telling her about you

Lily:well not you jane

Lily:i needed to talk to someone about it or i would've imploded

Lily:then after i cursed rose

Jane:I'm still mad at you about that

Lily:she called me and she asked me if jane was actually shane

Lily:and i couldn't lie to her so i said yes

Jane:Wait how did she figured it out?

Lily:i had told her that jane finally realized she was better without me because she was better than me in every aspect even hockey

Lily:and i had told her that i didn't know how i was going to feel when we were gonna have to meet again the next time in montreal

Lily:and i may have said something about jane actually being a man and in a public relationship at that moment

Lily:and i left the review the day rose was wearing your jersey at your game

Lily:i didn't know nastya was such a hockey fan

Lily:i'm so sorry kotik

Jane:Oh baby I am the one who's sorry

Jane:So she knew about us in December 2016?

Lily:yes why?

Jane:Around that time I got a really weird email that freaked me about

Jane:I thought somebody had found us out

Jane:I think that may have been Nastya

Lily:what?

Lily:i'm gonna ask her about it

Jane:Well that covers why you "used" Nastya until 2016

Jane:Why did you start cursing people?

Lily:it was nastya's idea

Lily:and it started with hunter

Lily:because why not?

Lily:but "his gay aura was too strong" nastya's words

Lily:then i cursed pike after he made you sad at the dinner party

Lily:after that it was crowell when he threatened you

Lily:and last week it was kent but that was for everyone

Lily:i also helped you when you got hurt

Jane:You did it for me?

Lily:of course i do everything for you

Jane:I love you so much❤️

Lily:ya tak sil'no tebya lyublyu❤️

Jane:That's is the most unhinged and romantic thing you ever did for me

Jane:Tell Nastya she's coming to the wedding

Jane:And call me right now

Jane:I want to hear more about her you need to catch me up

Nastya🔮

Ilya:i got you the wedding invitation!

Nastya:Wow thanks

Nastya:You told him everything?

Ilya:yes

Ilya:he found it romantic

Nastya:God you really are made for each other

Ilya:he also mentioned getting a weird email in 2016

Ilya:do you know anything about this?

Nastya:I have to go my food is burning

Nastya:Send me the wedding invitation you already have my address

Ilya:NASTYA COME BACK

Ilya:WHAT DID YOU SEND HIM?

Ilya:NASTYA???

Jane

Jane:I can't wait to see you in two days

Jane:I have a surprise for you for valentine's day

Lily:i'm counting the hours sweetheart ❤️

Lily:i miss you so much

Extreme Luck Spell
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orangeporsche24 | 12 feb 2021
i don't need it anymore but it is tradition now

Nastya🔮

Nastya:Ilya?

Nastya:Really?

Nastya:Shane is going to kill you

Ilya:i don't know what you are talking about

Ilya:(don't tell him please)

❗IMPORTANT ROLEX UPDATE❗ Inbox✖

Text Him <replytothatmanplease@gmail.com> 20 Dec 2016
to me ▼

Dear Mr. Hollander,

I'm really sorry for the clickbaity subject. Please do not delete this email before reading it.

I need you to know that he is really sorry. He really likes you. He's just a stupid man who does not know how to talk about feelings. It was never casual. Please forgive him so he can stop being miserable. If I have to hear him talk about your beautiful freckles one more time I will shoot him.

At least hear him out. He really cares about you.

Warm regards,
someone who's fed up with "Lily"

Nastya🔮

Nastya:Things are gonna get better Ilya

Nastya:Trust me

Ilya:how can you be so sure?

Nastya:I have my ways

End Notes

Thank you for reading :))
Kudos and comments are deeply appreciated <3
(Tell me in the comments if you got my chronically online references)

Be patient with me, this my first fic. My life is becoming a bit too boring lately so I decided to try the Ao3 curse special (I'm kidding universe please don't take me up on that)

Special thanks to: ao3 twitter generator, gmail work skin 1, gmail work skin 2, reddit work skin, texting work skin, instagram work skin, texting work skin, and formatting tutorial

EDIT: Thank you for all the love <33 The sequel is coming! Trust me I'm writing it. I'm just pretty slow at writing.