Rating:

Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warning:

No Archive Warnings Apply

Category:

M/M

Fandoms:

Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid

Relationships:

Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Minor or Background Relationship(s)

Characters:

Ilya Rozanov, Jackie Pike, Original Characters, Background & Cameo Characters

Additional Tags:

Texting, Crack, Misunderstandings, Mistaken Identity, Identity Reveal, Canon-Typical Violence, (non-graphic reference to hockey injury), Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Not Canon Compliant, WAG Ilya Rozanov

Language:

English

Series:

Part 1 of You Have (81) Unread Messages

Stats:

Published: 2025-12-19 Words: 2,407 Chapters: 1/1

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Summary

Sarah
Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.

Jackie
Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.

Jackie has added Lily to the conversation

Lily
what
what is this

Or: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.

Notes

extremely ambiguous timeline, not book or tv compliant, but we're all friends here and this is just for shits and giggles

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MTL WAGs

Feb 18 at 3:04 PM

Sarah

Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.

Jackie

Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.

Jackie added Lily to this conversation

?

what

what is this

Sarah

Lily!!!

Priya

hiiiiiiii babe

Bridget

Welcome to the WAGs!

Jackie

Lily, hi! This is the group for the Metros WAGs. We know you're down in Boston, but we wanted to make sure you were included!

Caitlin

Mostly we just gossip about the boys.

Priya

true

?

okay

thank you

my English is not great

as warning

Hanna

Use emoji, is what I do

English is horrible language

🙁

?

yes

👎

MTL WAGs

Mar 9 at 7:19 AM

Olivia

Anyone at practice right now?

Jules says Hollander's on the warpath

Jackie

No, what's going on with Shane?

Olivia

Not sure, just said he was pissy

Sarah

Watching, can confirm. He's got them doing bag skates.

Olivia

wtf??

?

what color is tape on shane's stick?

Sarah

White?

?

he ran out of good tape

is borrowing howies from pike

is very particular about this thing

ask gagnon if anyone has fancy lowry tape to give him, will remove stick from his ass

Priya

omg, what a diva

Olivia

THANK YOU

MTL WAGs

Apr 8 at 10:53 PM

Caitlin

Nilsson?

Lucy

smash

Olivia

Wait, are we still doing these?

smash

Bridget

Pass

Priya

Smash, always smash on a goalie

Matheson

Jackie

Ew, pass.

Sarah

Pass.

Caitlin

Passssssss.

Jane

Apr 8 at 11:01 PM

?

Hello, I need you to tell me an english thing

It is SO late, why are you texting me.

?

Miss your pretty face very much

and need help with strange English

What?

?

what does it mean when someone says name

and everyone else says 'smash' or 'pass'

This is murder list?

Oh my god.

WHO are you playing smash or pass with????

?

many very sexy women.

Is game?

Oh my fucking god.

Yes, it's like a party game, like truth or dare or whatever.

It's just asking if you'd fuck someone or not given the chance.

Like, would you smash them or pass it up.

?

Ahhhh I understand.

I will know now to say smash when your name is said.

Jesus. I'm going to bed.

MTL WAGs

Apr 8 at 11:12 PM

Bridget

Scott Hunter

Olivia

Ooooh spicy

Smash

Jackie

Smash

?

Pass

He is million years old

And bad at hockey

Jackie

Awwww but he's so rugged!

Caitlin

I'm with Lily, pass

Lucy

Cliff Marlow

Hanna

Pass! death to Boston

Priya

hmmm. smash.

Caitlin

Pass

?

Smash

Jackie

You'd go for Marlow but not Hunter???

?

Is more rugged than Hunter

Very fit

Jackie

Hm. You've convinced me. Smash.

MTL WAGs

May 3 at 2:04 PM

Sarah

Girls is this a safe space to admit something

Priya

of course???

Jackie

What's wrong?

Sarah

I fucking hate the playoff beard

Gil CANNOT pull it off. He looks like a sad discount lumberjack.

Jackie

LOL

Priya

omg girl i am with you

it's like kissing a dustbrush

Sarah

I almost hope we get knocked out early so I can force him to shave

?

Is very bad luck to wish this

Sarah

Says the girl whose man doesn't do a playoff beard!!

?

Cannot grow one

But his stubble is very handsome yes?

I forget the word, for when it scratches on the skin.

Priya

beard burn?

?

YES

beard burn is perk of playoffs

Olivia

GIRLLL

MTL WAGs

May 26 at 8:49 PM

Olivia

BOOOOOOOOOO

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Priya

WTF WAS THAT CALLLLLLLLL

REF IS UP FLORIDA'S ASS

Lucy

Cait I think mitty's actually going to punch him

Caitlin

I won't even be mad after that bullshit

?

is very progressive

Priya

?????

?

that league is now hiring blind elderly dogs as refs

is great opportunity for them

Caitlin

OMG

I'm so sad we didn't have you in this chat last year

Jackie

Lily, extending a standing invitation to come over to mine whenever you're in Montreal during an MTL away game, we drink a lot of wine and yell at the TV.

?

ah, my kind of party

MTL WAGs

May 31 at 12:01 PM

Hanna

TONIGHT

WE DESTROY BOSTON

😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

Priya

LETS GOOOOOOO

Caitlin

Jackie, Sarah and I were thinking we'd swing by at four?

And bringing the girls for a sleepover

Jackie

Yes sounds good! Twins will love that

Hayden's mom is taking them to the zoo tomorrow, if you want to pack them clothes for that!

Caitlin

❤️

Olivia

Lily, will you see Shane tonight?

?

that is plan, yes

after game

Olivia

Yay have fun!

While you're there...

Do you think you can get Shane to tell you Jules' hotel room number without getting him suspicious?

It's our anniversary, he had flowers delivered to the house this morning and I want to surprise him back

?

hold on

May 31 at 1:19 PM

?

@Olivia 1312

happy anniversary

Olivia

Thank you!!!!

Hanna

FOR ANNIVERSARY

YOU WILL TELL HIM

TO CRUSH BOSTON

OR WILL BE DIVORCE

Lucy

Hanna, babe...

Priya

no she's got a point

destroy boston or liv dumps his ass

?

harsh but fair

MTL WAGs

Jun 9 at 10:57 PM

?

is Olsson's girl in this text?

Jackie

Yes, @Dani

She's out in Portland right now.

Dani

Hello?

?

@Dani Olsson has fucked knee

is trying to hide it from Captain to push to end of season

shane is worrying

very annoying

you will make olsson sad so he sees team doctor

Lucy

I KNEW that fall was worse than it looked

Dani

Will call him, thanks for letting me know.

?

👍

MTL WAGs

Jul 3 at 9:21 AM

Dani

Best part of summer: husband is home

Worst part of summer: husband's socks are also home

Lucy

Tell me about it. I'm finding them EVERYWHERE

Jackie

Absolutely. I swear, Hayden's worse than the twins.

Dani

Any tips?

Jackie

Nearly ten years of marriage and minimal progress, I've got nothing

Caitlin

Maybe try marrying a man who knows what a laundry hamper is?

?

Promise blowjob for every day all socks make it into basket.

Is foolproof, trust me

Jackie

I refuse to believe Shane was ever a sock fiend, I know that boy's mother.

?

A girl does not kiss and tell

Lucy

Wait, that might actually work on Tanner

MTL WAGs

Jul 17 at 8:53 AM

Jackie

LADIES!

After four entire children, of whom only half were planned

I am VERY happy to announce that my darling husband has FINALLY had a vasectomy.

Priya

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Rachel

ABOUT TIME!!!!

Lucy

FINALLY!

Sarah

YAY!!

He recovering ok?

Jackie

Sore but good! Following doctor's orders.

Or else.

Jane

Jul 17 at 9:03 AM

?

tell pike I am sorry his balls do not work

What??

Jul 17 at 10:47 AM

No, seriously, fucking what????

MTL WAGs

Jul 29 at 2:40 PM

Sarah

Does anyone have Yuna and David's address? Sending out the baby shower invites soon!

Priya

excitiiiiing

?

Yes, will send you

Sarah

Thank you! xxx

?

I am sorry I cannot come

you have list? for baby things

REGISTRY

send registry, I will buy

Sarah

Aw hon, you don't need to!

?

Send link

Priya

amazon.ca/hz/wishlist/ls/2IR4YFRU9J

?

👍

MTL WAGs

Aug 2 at 11:18 AM

Lucy

Okay, I have something embarrassing to admit.

I was scrolling back through this chat and I've realized I don't know whose WAG everyone is.

Who's Rachel with?

Jackie

LOL

Rachel was seeing Louis Marron.

?

He is left winger for San Francisco, though?

Priya

yes, we kept rachel in the trade

Rachel

And we broke up because he sucks

I'm now sworn off of hockey players forever

But I still love you guys!!!

Priya

we love you too!!!

MTL WAGs

Sep 26 at 9:58 AM

Bridget

I need to apologize in advance.

Sasha is doing a brand deal with the most disgusting sports drink ever and they gave us WAY too many freebies

I've sent all the boys home from practice with as many cases as I could force them to carry.

Jackie

Yes, thank you for that

The twins are daring each other to chug it to see who pukes first

Priya

ben actually kind of likes it

Lucy

Ben would eat a candy bar he found on the sidewalk

Priya

true

?

this is why there is poison in fridge???

accused shane of trying to murder me

bridget why are you trying to murder me and shane

Bridget

First of all I didn't know you were staying with Shane right now?? girl since when were you in Montreal?

Second of all that is what the apology text is for, to warn everyone not to drink it

Priya

omg lily????

?

at cottage for weekend

have to leave soon for work, I am sorry I did not say

Jackie

Aw don't worry about it! We'd have loved to see you but it's sweet you came all the way up to spend the weekend with Shane.

I know he's missed you, he's spent all summer glued to his phone.

?

Yes, I have also

Jackie

Update, the girls are mixing all the flavours together to make a potion.

I'd stop them, but I don't actually think it could make it taste any worse.

MTL WAGs

Oct 14 at 7:39 PM

Priya

HOLLZY HAT TRICK

LILY DO YOU SEE YOUR MAN

?

he is best

very sexy to watch

especially when destroying scott hunter

Lucy

omg what is your beef with that man

?

old blood feud

must see his sad team destroyed

jackie, you will tell husband that forecheck just now was excellent but next time he will smash little defenseman into boards

Jackie

I am NOT encouraging illegal checks.

Priya

except when we play in jersey.

Jackie

They're not illegal checks in New Jersey.

Olivia

SARAH WE SEE YOU IN THE CROWD! HI BABE!!

?

you are one waving to camera? hello!

sarah tell comeau he is passing too wide on his left.

Jackie

I wonder if Shane's figured out he's dating his mother yet.

?

yes, is why he does not take my calls during intermissions anymore

MTL WAGs

Nov 1 at 8:01 AM

Hanna

TONIGHT!!! WE END BOSTON!!!!

😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

Jackie

Good morning to you too Hanna

Priya

home ice advantage, odds are good

who's all going?

Jackie

You, me, Caitlin, Sarah, Hanna, Liv. Hayden's folks, and Yuna and David, I think?

Sarah

Jackie, your mom still good to keep an eye on the kids?

Jackie

Yes! We'll drop them off on the way to the rink.

Dani

Jealouuuuus, keep us posted!

Jackie

Obviously!

MTL WAGs

Nov 1 at 6:58 PM

Jackie

Hollzy and Rozanov for the faceoff

Dani

Shocker

Bridget

Sitting down now!!! let's go!

Nov 1 at 7:14 PM

Dani

LET'S GO HAYDEEEEEN

Olivia

WHAT A FUCKING GOALLLL

JACKIE KISS YOUR MAN OR I'LL DO IT FOR YOU

Nov 1 at 7:38 PM

Bridget

lol I love how much Shane looks like a grumpy kitten when he's on the bench

Dani

I know!

Poor kid, let him skate

OUCH

Bridget

oh what the fuck was that?

bullllllshit

What are the refs saying?

Jackie

Penalty for Rozanov, they're about to call it

4 mins for cross checking

Bridget

Jules okay?

Olivia

Fine, looks like already cleared by medical, think they're going to put him back on the ice.

Jackie

Yep, there he goes

Nov 1 at 7:44 PM

Dani

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bridget

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Olivia

wow you guys sound just like the crowd here

Bridget

Good, every time boston scores in montreal it should hurt

even if they win, do they really WIN?

Jackie

Brutal. I like it.

Nov 1 at 8:15 PM

Dani

Okay, can SOMEBODY please score a goal I don't think I care who at this point

Sarah

This is tough to watch

Dani

How's Hanna?

Sarah

Going insane with Yuna

They have been shouting since start of 3rd

It's not

oh my god

Bridget

oh holy fuck

Dani

jesus christ

jesus christ that's a lot of blood, what the fuck

What's happening? cameras cut to talking heads

Jackie

Play stopped, medics on the ice

Boston LW hit shane hard, head hit boards

still down, Hayden's with him

Dani

Holy fuck

He awake?

Jackie

Don't think so

they're putting him on the backboard, Yuna's going down to meet them rinkside

Bridget

Did rozanov just walk off the ice?

Priya

coach called him off, he was getting into it with hayden

Jackie

Okay, Yuna texted

It's rough but he's awake, they're going to take him to montreal general to get checked out

Dani

chriiiiist. How's Hayden?

Jackie

Keeping it together, looks pissed

giving peptalk to the boys on bench while they're cleaning the ice

Sarah

He's a good egg, your man.

Dani

Anyone heard from lily?

Jackie

Oh god, I didn't even think of that. I don't know if she was watching.

Hang on, I'll call her

Jackie

Nov 1 at 8:41 PM

Lily, hon, you there?

Please answer the phone, we need to get in touch.

Lily, it's important, it's Shane. Were you watching the game tonight?

Sweetheart, please pick up, I want to make sure you're okay and that you know what's going on.

He's alright, last we heard, but they're taking him to the hospital.

?

We are okay, I went in ambulance with him

You were here?

?

yes

I am sorry I did not tell you, it is complicated

You are very good friend to Shane, and you have been very kind to me

I do not want to lie about this right now

Lily, please. What's going on?

?

If you call again, I will answer

Call Ended
49:38

Nov 1 at 9:53 PM

Get some rest, Ilya.

And make sure our Shane does too.

?

thank you, jackie.

goodnight.

MTL WAGs

Nov 3 at 12:08 PM

Sarah

Wait, okay.

I know the last few days have been a lot to handle for all of us, but I've just had a thought.

Do we need to change the groupchat name?

Priya

holy shit, you're right

Olivia

What would it be now though?

WABGs?

Priya

WHAGs?

WAGs+1 ?

Caitlin

I actually don't hate WHAGs

?

no, should leave it

I like being WAG

Lucy

omg

Jackie, we're keeping him

Jackie

Obviously

Jackie

Nov 9 at 1:52 AM

Wait, so the fucking socks thing?

?

Shane has trained me very well

I KNEW it.

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