Jane has been added to the chat.

Lily

So I've been thinking
About what?
Maybe you could tell your team about me.
About Jane I mean.
What? Really? I thought you didn't want anyone to know?
I'm trying.
I know you want to tell them, and maybe this could be like a soft launch? It won't be as big of a deal when they find out the whole truth.
Thank you sweetheart. This is big deal for me
You won't regret
My team is great
I love you
I love you too ❤️

OttaWAGs 💕

Cassie has added Jane to the chat.
Cassie
Jane! Hi, welcome!
Lisa
Hi Jane!
Selena
hey jane! glad to have you here 🩷
Caitlin
Hi!!! We're so excited to meet you!
Um hi?
What is this?
Cassie
This is the Centaurs WAG chat 😊 Ilya told the team about you and gave me your number so I could add you!
Oh hi. Can you guys all tell me who you're with? Sorry
Lisa
No worries!
I'm Lisa Hayes, Wyatt's wife!
Cassie
Cassie Boodram, Zane's wife!
Caitlin
I'm Evan Dykstra's wife Caitlin 😊
Selena
and im nick chouinards wife selena 🩷
Okay. Good to meet you all. No other girlfriends? Just me?
Caitlin
No! Which is why we're all so excited to meet you, it's pretty much just been the 4 of us for a long time!
Oh, well I'm glad to be putting the G back in the group I guess?
Selena
we can be the centaurs wives and gangsters 😎
so where the heck has roz been hiding you??? he said you guys have been together a while but he's never brought you around before!
Well I don't live in Ottawa so it's not like I could come to team stuff even if I wanted to.
Cassie
Really? Are you in Boston then? That's so far!
No, I'm in Montreal
Caitlin
Montreal?! Is that why Roz came here???
Haha yeah, we wanted to be closer. He couldn't sign with Montreal so we figured Ottawa was as close as we'd get.
Caitlin
Ohhh yeah, they probably didn't have the budget because of Hollander right?
Right
Selena
well excuse my french but thank god for hollander then i guess 🫣
and thank god for you too jane!
lol you're welcome?
Lisa
Let's not go too far Selena 😂 "thank god for Hollander" oh my god hahaha
Selena
im just saying! if not for both of them we wouldnt have roz on our team!
Cassie
So what do you do for work Jane?
Caitlin
WAIT are you a metros fan???
Because idk if I can fuck with that
Cassie
Cait, chill boo! Remember what Ilya told us?
Lol yeah I'm a Metros fan for sure
Wait what did he tell you?
Caitlin
Oh, sorry jane! I dont mean to be intense 🩷
(Also oh god a metros fan 😭 why Roz, why!)
lol
Lisa
Ilya told us you were a little shy is all. But we're really friendly! Please don't stress yourself!
Oh
I wouldn't say I'm shy really.
Just private.
There's some stuff I can't tell you about because of my job and stuff. Sorry
Cassie
We can do private! You don't need to tell us anything you don't want to!
Frankly I'm just ready to hand over the title of head WAG to you! 😂
Head WAG?
Lisa
Yep! Cassie here has had the title for a few years now, but it's actually yours!
Oh that's really not necessary.
Cassie
Sorry girl, you don't get to say no! The title belongs to Cap's girl 🤷‍♀️
Oh god
What do I have to do?
Cassie
Not too much! Basically just welcome new WAGs and help organize team get-togethers! But I'll still help you with that since you're not local!
Okay, I guess I can do that

Lily

You're SUCH an asshole!
I think I might actually kill you this time
What? What did I do?
Seriously?
The WAG chat! You didn't think to even warn me??? They made me "head WAG" !!!
Read 1:48 PM

OttaWAGs 💕

Cassie
Please don't stress on it, it's really not a big deal I'm just a baby 😭❤️
Selena
wait can we circle back to jane being a metros fan? because YIKE
Lisa
Oh my god Selena give her a break 😂
Selena
well!!!
Haha yeah I'm a big Metros fan
Cassie
Makes sense being from Montreal!
Well I'm actually from Ottawa
Selena
WHAT! so youre gonna swap to the red and black right? ❤️🖤
Lisa
How did Roz ever get with a Metros fan?
No ❤️💙
And we met a long time ago while he was in town but were casual at first
Cassie
It's such a Roz move to date a Metro fan though
Yeah he likes to be annoying
Selena
😂 girl
And it makes for great sex
Which he also likes
Selena
GIRL 👀
Lisa
Oh I really like you Jane 😂 you're gonna fit in just fine around here!

Lily

The WAG chat! You didn't think to even warn me??? They made me "head WAG" !!!
Oh
Then this might make it worse
Sorry
???

Centaurs Family 🏒❤️🖤

Roz has added Jane to the chat.
Haasy
Who????
Hayzy
What !!!
Chouzy
WHERE!
Dykzy
What?
Chouzy
Idk man I thought we were doing a thing
Bood
Cap who is Jane???
Selena
jane!!! welcome to the fam chat girl! 🩷
Fam chat?
Lisa
Yeah! This chat is the full Centaurs roster + WAGs so us girls are in here too! 😊
Roz
Jane is my girlfriend and she is shy so you all better shape up or you will regret it!
Can you STOP telling people I'm shy ffs??? I'm fucking not!
Roz
Sorry 💔
🙄
Cassie
👏👏👏 Walk him like a dog sis!
😉
Haasy
roz has a girlfriend? since when???
Young
yeah cap wtf?
Dilly
*whispers* isn't he like a total whore?
(affectionate)
Dyksy
Bro not in front of the new gf 😭
Dilly
oh mb
Bood
Wait the wags knew about Jane before us???
Cassie
Yes
Caitlin
Of course lol.
Dyksy
Wtf cap 😭
Roz
I knew they would be better welcome than this
Caitlin
And you were right!!! 💕
💕
Lisa
Yeah guys wtf, you could at least say hi to Jane!
Hayzy
Oh shit
Hi Jane!
Young
hi jane!
Bood
Hey Jane! Welcome to the fam!
Haasy
hi!!!
Chousy
Hello Jane!
Hi all 👋
And I'm not new
Hayzy
What do you mean not new???
Been with Ilya a few years now.
🤯⁸ Selena
awww ilya 😍

Lily

Today 6:51 PM
How did you get handle @JaneRozanova in 2020???
😇 I have my ways
I will find out!
Oh
I see
You made account in 2011? One month after we exchanged phone numbers?
This is so cute
Shut up
Very adorable
You were already obsessed with me
Fuck off
No, I like it!
Really! ❤️
Shane?
Shane???
What
You wanted twitter to know about you too?
Well it's not like I can use my main account anymore
I'm still sorry about that
Plus at least this way I won't have the team social media manager breathing down my neck
Yes! You can have a little fun! Harris loves it 😁
I'm sure lol
Really! I want you to have some fun! I love you ❤️
Oh Ilya
I love you too. And I'm sorry for what's about to happen.
???

Unknown Number

Hi Jane, this is Harris Drover. I'm the Social Media Manager for the Centaurs! I just want to touch base with you since Ilya hardlaunched you on Twitter yesterday. I don't have any interest in micro-managing your account or anything but please try to remember that now that you're linked to the team you do represent us in a sense.
Oh, hi. Good to meet you.
Ilya's told me a lot about you.
He has? Oh wow. I find that kind of surprising honestly.
He really loves this new team, you included.
And I have no intention of making you run around like a headless chicken over my account. I imagine Ilya does that enough for both of us lol.
Thank god 😅 he definitely has me earning my paycheck, threatening fans with the Russian Mafia 🤦
Yeah... just be grateful no one knows about his burner account. That one's worse.
...
Burner account?
Oh god
BURNER ACCOUNT?

Lily

Shane
What the hell?
What?
Why did you tweet that?
I told you it in secret!
Remember like two days ago when you sicked the entire Centaurs franchise on me and forced me into TWO group chats to keep from seeming rude even though I hate group chats?
Yes?
And remember all those stupidly embarrassing tweets you posted under your Lily account?
Yes... 😔
Think of this as penance.
Penance?
Time in the sin bin.
😭💔

OttaWAGs 💕

Selena
vaughan
Cassie
Smash
Lisa
Smash for sure
Caitlin
Pass
Selena
seriously? hes so cute!
What is this?
Lisa
Smash or pass! You've never played?
Um no lol
Cassie
It's super simple! Someone says a name and you just say whether you'd smash them or not
Like sex?
Cassie
Yes lol
Oh okay. Smash I guess. He's pretty cute.
Selena
"pretty cute" and hes one of the hottest guys ive ever seen
Lisa
Girl EVERY player is the hottest guy you've ever seen. I think you just have a type 😂
Selena
wow i did not need to be called out like that!
Caitlin
Okay how about Boiziau?
Lisa
Smash
Cassie
Smash, he's so tall 😍
Selena
Smash
Pass
Cassie
Marleau?
Lisa
Pass
That's crazy, smash
Selena
Smash
Caitlin
Smash
Selena
murdock?
Ew, no. PASS.
Lisa
Smash
Caitlin
Smash
Selena
lol that was fast jane 😂 what are we missing?
Cassie
smash
Murdock has chronic athlete's foot 😬
Caitlin
Ew!!!
Lisa
How do you know that?
He's too lazy to get it treated, everyone complains about it.
Selena
everyone?
Yep
Caitlin
Who's everyone???
How about Hollander?
Lisa
Smash
Selena
SMASH that dude really is the hottest guy ive ever seen, woweeeeee
Cassie
Smashhhh
Caitlin
Smash smash smash smash smash
Lisa
Friendly reminder that we're all married!
Selena
doesnt mean I cant look 🤤
and dream
and make him my hall pass
I'm not married 😁 but pass for me
Selena
WHAT
NO NO NO
Caitlin
We might have to kick you out of the chat for that, girl
Selena
a metros fan i can ignore, but passing on my man??? NO
Idk I just feel like we wouldn't be compatible 🤷‍♀️
Lisa
How so???
Like... we would both want the other one to be in charge lol
Cassie
GIRL!
Caitlin
Ohhh no I can see that 💯
Selena
i wouldnt mind being in charge of him 🥵
or him in charge of me
whatever idc
Damn 😂
Selena
i said what i said

Lily

I kinda get why you like being in the WAG chat now, it can be pretty fun
Why? What are you guys talking about?
Nothing. You wouldn't understand.
Shane
I am in wag chat AND queen chat. I think maybe I know more than you do.
Shane
What are you guys talking about?
😇
You are rating us by sex position?
What? No. You guys do that?
...
No
Ignore that

OttaWAGs 💕

So... A friend of mine told me about a game in her WAG group.
Caitlin
Alert! Everyone! Jane has started her first WAG convo 📢📢📢
Selena
you have a friend in another wag group???
why do i feel like im being cheated on?
Lisa
Because you're a diva lol
Selena
true 🩷
Cassie
Who's your friend, Jane? What team?
Her name is Lily. She's Hollander's girlfriend
Selena
WHAT
MY MAN IS CHEATING ON ME TOO???? 💔
Lisa
Oh, we should've known! With the charity of course you know each other!
Yeah
Caitlin
I've heard she tweets some wild stuff lol. And apparently is a huge Roz fan?
Yeah she's just as annoying as Ilya, I swear. Gotta love them both though.
Lisa
Aw ❤️
Selena
do you know hollander too? could you hook a girl up?
Lisa
Umm... Reminder that you are married 😂
Selena
hes my hall pass!!!
Lisa
Oh yeah 😂😂😂
Lol yeah I know Hollander. But no can do Selena, can't do that to my girl Lily.
Selena
damn
But anyway Lily kind of mentioned a game they do in the Metros wag chat. Idk if you guys have played it before but she said they basically rate their guys performance for different positions and stuff?
Caitlin
Omg
Cassie
That isn't a game I've ever heard of before lmao
But sure I'm game 🤷‍♀️
Selena
im down, this could be fun!
doggy!
Lisa
8
Caitlin
I would say 9, my fav position
Selena
same girl, 9
Probably like a 7?
Cassie
10 for me 🎯
Lisa
Lol Cassie!
Shower?
Caitlin
3
Selena
1, I hate it
Lisa
8 for me. Best way to start my day 😁
Cassie
Maybe a 6? Not great but not terrible.
Same.
How about cowgirl?
Lisa
How would we even rate that? They aren't the ones doing the work 😂
Selena
oh lisa. poor poor lisa. there is so much more to it than just laying there! does he lie back and not move at all? does he grab your hips? does he kiss your neck? does he try to make his own rhythm and completely usurp yours?
imo nick is like a 7 all things considered
Lisa
Damn, good points. Ignore me.
Caitlin
8 for me!
Lisa
Yeah probably a 7
Cassie
Not to brag but 9 over here 😁
4
Caitlin
What???
Selena
NO!
really????
Cassie
THE Ilya Rozanov is a FOUR at cowgirl?!
Caitlin
Doesn't he have like a ton of experience?
No offense Jane 🫣
Mm... can I tell you guys a secret?
Lisa
Yes
Cassie
Yes!
Selena
WAG chat is sacred 🤞
Caitlin
🤞
It can't leave this chat.
Seriously.
Caitlin
You got it babe. What's up?
Well... Ilya made up all those girls.
Selena
whaaaaat
Cassie
Seriously?
Yeah. I think he was embarrassed or something.
Lisa
About what?
Just like... being inexperienced? Idk, he wouldn't really talk to me about it but I think maybe I was his first.
Selena
thats actually insane
when did you guys start dating?? no way he was a virgin until almost 30!
2017
We were 26
Caitlin
Holy shit 😭
Hollander is like an 8 though Selena so you can keep that dream alive ❤️
Selena
I LIVE!
Caitlin
Ummm...
Cassie
HOW do you know that?
Fuck
Um, just because Lily told me?
Caitlin
Babe I say this with all the love in the world.
You're a terrible liar.
Shit
Lisa
So you've slept with Hollander?
Selena
or ARE sleeping with hollander???
Cassie
Selena 😂
Selena
im just saying! both couples are long distance but jane and hollander are both in montreal
so maybe theres a little something something there when their partners are away 👀
For the record I'm not cheating on Ilya!
Selena
im not saying you are! but long distance is hard, sometimes the rules of a relationship change to help people get through it
Lisa
Wow look at Selena getting all therapeutic here
Selena
rude! I can be a grownup when things are serious
Caitlin
Right lol
God
This is so embarrassing
Cassie
Don't be embarrassed! We'll move on to another subject
Selena
WAIT
Cassie
?
Selena
so hollander is in an open relationship?
...
and better in bed than roz?
It's not open-open. I'm like the exception
Selena
damn 😭💔
Sorry lol
Caitlin
Girls gotta shoot her shot ig 😂

OttaWAGs 💕

Cassie
You guys ready for this?!
Lisa
Yes! Go Centaurs!!!
Selena
cant wait to see my boyfriend LOSE!
lol
Caitlin
You ready for your first game as an official WAG Jane?
Hell yeah! Go Metros! 😁
Selena
BOOOO
Lisa
Oh god these games are going to get messy now with Jane in the chat 😂
Caitlin
Jane! Are you at the game? Come sit in the suite with me, I'm lonely!
Aww, no can do! I have a game day ritual I have to stick by
Lisa
What is it?
Selena
our game day ritual is gathering at one of our houses or the private suite and drinking wine together while our boys get pummeled lol
Haha well mine is a little weird
I'm kind of superstitious
Caitlin
I have to take off my wedding ring every game or we'll definitely lose.
Lisa
And I have to frost a cake during 2nd period 😂
Caitlin
Seriously no judgement from us!
Well...
I have to watch the game alone. Like, completely alone. I even turn my phone off during
So I can't join you guys, sorry! Otherwise you might actually win 😁
Selena
nooo now you have to stay and keep chatting!
Lisa
Aw boo!!
Caitlin
Dang it, guess I'm stuck watching the game alone then 💔
Selena
wish i had come with you cait! we could have gone out after the game
maybe try to find mr hall pass in a club or something 😈
Cassie
Lol Selena!! Sorry but I think you're out of luck on this Hollander dream of yours.
Selena
sigh... its tragic really
Caitlin
Unless...
Selena
?
Caitlin
Well I'm just thinking...
Since Roz is in Montreal Jane won't be meeting up with Hollander, right?
Lisa
Oh my god
Selena
so youre saying theres a chance 😃
Lisa
Care to weigh in Jane?
...
She must've turned her phone off already 🤷‍♀️
Caitlin
The game hasn't even started yet!
Selena
im never gonna get my chance with that man am i 😭💔

Lily

Where the fuck are you?
In traffic.
Fuck. Where?
Montreal? I don't fucking know.
Hurry up.
Ok. I will ask the driver to make the car fly.
Are you over the bridge yet at least?
You seem a bit horny.
I'm fucking dying.
Get yourself ready for me then.
What do you think I've been doing for the past twenty minutes?
You better not come without me.
Then you'd better hurry up.
Where are you?
Bed
Fingering yourself?
Yes
How many?
3
You need something bigger.
I know! That's why you need turmeric.
Need to hurry I mean.
Fucking voice to text
Get yourself close. Right to the edge. But don't come.
I already got to the edge once by accident.
But you didn't come?
No
Good boy.
Can you do it again? For me?
Fuck
Did you do it?
Yes. Fuck you
That was torture
I will be there in 5 minutes.
One more before I get there, ok?
Ok. You have your key right?
Yes.

Rose 🌹

Hey! You might want to check on Ilya.
He's currently threatening to sue the WB on Twitter and losing his shit in general
What??? Why?
Destiel
What?
Supernatural is ending and they didn't give Destiel a good ending. So he wants to sue the WB
On what grounds?
Emotional distress? Idk! That's not the point!
Ugh he's such a baby. I'll handle it.
Thanks

Lily

Today 10:03 PM
That fan fiction you wrote is SO WEIRD are you fucking kidding me?
And "little boba eye boy" ???
😇
Ilya. I love you. But seriously
You wrote a 56k word story about you seducing yourself. It's fucking weird!
Is very good! People like it very much! Already has 4000 kudos 😁
I don't know what that means.
Is very good
Makes me happy
Well I'm glad it makes you happy at least ❤️
🥰
But you've earned some extra time in the sin bin 😘
😦

Centaurs Family 🏒❤️🖤

Roz
Ok everyone I have announcement!
No public word yet but Troy Barrett just got traded and will be here tomorrow! I don't care how you feel about him personally you will all give him warm welcome or I will make you do bag skates all week!
Haasy
aye aye cap! 🫡
Chouzy
🫡
🫡
Bood
🫡
Selena
🫡
Dilly
🫡
Young
🫡
Caitlin
🫡
Pointy
🫡
Hayzy
🫡
[Roz has added Barrett to the chat.]
Barrett
Um, hello?
Roz
Hello Barrett! This is Centaurs Family chat! Welcome to the team!
Hayzy
Yeah welcome man
Chouzy
Good to have you!
Bood
Welcome!
Young
Hi!
Barrett
Thanks guys. Good to be here
Lol right. I'm sure you're thrilled to be traded to the worst team in the league
Dilly
daaaammmmnn
Bood
Ouch Jane!
Young
what the hell 😭
Just stating facts lol
Barrett
Sorry I know the team but who's Jane?
Haasy
caps gf
Dykzy
Roz's girl
She's as ruthless as him apparently, jesus
Pointy
Speaking of cap's girl... I feel like we're ignoring something a little more pressing than Barrett joining us
No offense
Barrett
Uh, none taken?
Roz
?
?
Dilly
when were you gonna tell us about her and hollander cap?
Roz
What?

Lily

MAYDAY MAYDAY it's not what you think!!!!!
They think Jane and Hollander sleep together because both couples are long distance
Hollander what the fuck?
It came out in the wag chat
I accidentally implied knowing Hollander... intimately and when I tried to give an excuse they didn't believe me
Ah yes
I told you you were terrible liar
Ugh yeah I guess
They said wag chat was sacred but I guess not
Lol
Wag chat is not sacred. They are all terrible at keeping secrets.
Yeah thanks for the warning
Is unwritten rule. I thought you knew already.
How would I know that???
... I don't know.
This is kind of not good though
There are already a lot of players who know you are gay
Might be too many pieces of the puzzle
Fuck
Don't worry, I think I know what to do!
What?
Ilya???

Centaurs Family 🏒❤️🖤

Dilly
a little birdie told me that jane and hollander sleep together since youre all long distance with your partnerssss
Haasy
WHAT
Boyle
Lmao what????
Dykzy
Cap is that true?! That's CRAZY
Lisa
This isn't really any of our business guys.
Selena
yeah a girl has needs! 🩷
Caitlin
Not helping, Selena 😂
Hayzy
Do you sleep with Hollander's girl too?
Chouzy
Yooo that would explain where he goes when we play in Boston!!!
Haasy
omg 💀
Dykzy
So is this like a foursome deal or just swinging?
Young
lmaoooo
Roz
Ah
My sweet Jane is liar
She wants Hollander. He is her favorite player. He is "hall pass" but he is not into her at all 💔
Poor Jane
So embarassing
And Hollander is so stupid for not wanting my Jane
So so stupid
Bood
I dont know if I believe you Roz
Hayzy
Definitely not lmao
Roz
Is true!
Dykzy
Hollander is your favorite player Jane?
Haasy
wtf?
Obviously. He's the best player in the league and captain of the best team.
Welcome to Ottawa Barrett but I have to go now.
Roz
Sooo embarrassing 🥲
Barrett
Um, thank you?

Lily

What did Chouinard mean "that explains where you go in Boston" ???
Are you jealous? 😏
Ilya
Answer the fucking question
I go to visit Sveta sometimes. Is nothing, I promise
Oh
I'm an idiot
Sorry
Is ok, your jealousy is hot
But not needed ❤️
❤️
I can't believe you told the whole team I'm a liar.
It worked, didn't it?
I don't think it worked as well as you think it did...
😇

Lily

Would you still love me if I was a worm?
No? wtf
Shane 😦
A WORM? Ilya that's gross
Shane 💔
What kind of question even is that?
Is very good question really
I can't believe you would not love me 💔
I would still love you
If I was a worm?
Yes of course
I would build you little enclosure
Make sure you had the best dirt to eat
Spray you with water daily to keep you from drying out
Give you fresh pancakes for breakfast and the best manures for lunch
Um wow, you've really thought about this
Yes
That's really sweet
Kind of weird but mostly sweet
But you would not love me the same way 💔
Fine. How about this
If you ever get turned into a worm I'll take care of you too. Make sure you have a good life. Okay?
Aww ❤️
But I wouldn't have sex with you anymore.
😦
😭
💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
You are so mean to me.

Lily

Shane
Did you tell WAGs I suck in bed and was a virgin when we met?
😇
Why???
Remember when you pulled a stupid prank and got me accused of abusing you by thousands of people and I had to go dark online and lost out on that YSL deal?
...
Yes
But I have apologized for this 1 000 000 000 times now
And I think most people know they were being very stupid about that
And remember how you made a second twitter just to embarrass me?
Was not to embarrass you!!!
But ok I think I understand
I am still in the sin bin
😉
Who even told you about the virgin thing?
I cannot reveal my sources!
But I told you wag chat never keeps secrets
Hmm
Well, thanks for the sex position rating idea anyway! It was a lot of fun!
😦
Betrayed with my own sword????? 🔪💔

Lily

Today 3:12 PM
So, something weird happened after practice today.
Are you okay?
Yeah. It was just weird.
JJ and Hayden tried to set me up with a guy
I thought JJ knew about Lily?
I mean I've told him, I guess he just forgot? Or something? It's not like Lily tweets about me much anymore.
I tweeted TWO DAYS ago!
And what is Hayden's excuse?
He... uh, he said he thought I could do better.
...
Excuse me I have to go

JJ

Fuck man I'm so sorry, I totally forgot about Lily
I feel like a fucking moron
Yeah... Lily's pissed, not gonna lie
Can't even blame her
I'm an idiot
I can't believe I FORGOT you have a girlfriend 😭
Tell her I'm sorry for me?
👍

Lily

I will not be apologizing this time
I'm not asking you to
❤️
But just so you know, JJ did want to extend an apology to you. He's kind of mortified
...
He still deserves to die in my fic don't @ me

OttaWAGs 💕

Lisa
JANE! We just got the Christmas gifts you sent us!
Caitlin
This is way too much! Maid service, wine of the month, and mani/pedis for a YEAR? I usually just do like a beauty basket or something 😭
Cassie
Yeah, damn girl! You went all out
Just wanted to do something nice for you all. You've been so welcoming to me even though I live so far and I appreciate it ❤️
Selena
ok am i the one with any manners around here? THANK YOU JANE!
Lisa
Yes, thank you!
Caitlin
Thank youuuu 🩷🩷🩷
Cassie
Thank you!
I just feel guilty now 😅 I sent you an Ulta giftcard and this must've cost you a fortune
Please don't worry about that
Really
Selena
yeah our girls got that rozanov contract moneyyy
Lisa
Lol so much for manners
Selena
im just saying! hes the highest paid player in the league pretty sure
Second highest
And I make good money, please don't worry about how much it cost
Caitlin
Wait who's the highest?
Hollander
Selena
MY MAN 😍 hell yeah
lol
Lisa
What do you do for work, Jane? I don't think we ever asked you
Oh um I work in athletics
And advertising kind of
Cassie
Hmm very mysterious answer Jane!
Yeah sorry. I can't really say more than that
Lisa
That's fine! You don't have to share anything you don't want to!
❤️
Selena
yeah well just have to theorize about it on our own 😁

Lily

Sorry about the Instagram messages. Call me.

Shane, I love you. Always. Maybe from the first time I saw you.
I am thinking only about you right now. A million memories. Thank you for those.
Whatever happens, I am with you. Safe in your heart. I believe it.

Lily

Sorry about the Instagram messages. Call me.
I heard about the plane. Are you okay?
Yes. Can I call you?
I'm almost at the hotel. I'll call when I'm there. Sorry. I can't do this with my teammates around.
❤️

OttaWAGs 💕

Caitlin
Oh my god you guys did you hear
The team plane caught fire during their flight and they had to do an emergency landing
Everyone is ok but shaken up
Lisa
I just got off the phone with Wyatt. He's okay. He actually had to talk me down from a panic attack when I heard what happened
Selena
Nick is okay too. He says it was scary there for a minute but he's okay now. I guess the whole team is getting drunk together
Cassie
Zane is okay too.
Who can blame them? I want to get drunk and I wasn't even on the plane!
I've only text Ilya but he seems okay. Calling him soon.
He sent me a bunch of message while it was happening
Pretty intense stuff
Cassie
Damn, I'm going to start crying again. I don't know what I'd do if something happened to my guy
Caitlin
Same
Lisa
Hey Jane? Can you maybe send the Centaurs Fam a text from all of us? I don't want to overwhelm them but we should let them all know we're here for them
Okay sure. Let me just call Ilya first
Lisa
Of course 🩷

Centaurs Family 🏒❤️🖤

Hey guys. Us WAGs just want you to know we love you and are very glad you're all safe. If there's anything you guys need us to do just say the word and we're there ❤️🖤
Roz
❤️🖤
Dykzy
❤️🖤
Chouzy
❤️🖤
Haasy
❤️🖤
Barry
❤️🖤
Dilly
❤️🖤
Hayzy
❤️🖤
Young
❤️🖤
Bood
❤️🖤
Young
❤️🖤
Pointy
❤️🖤

Hayden

Can you top your boyfriend?
Stop*
Hmm no
To both
What?
Never mind
It's a few lame chirps Hayden, don't be a baby

OttaWAGs 💕

Cassie
I spy with my little eye a RING on Rozanov's necklace. Jane, anything to share with the class? 👀
Selena
WHAAAAT
Caitlin
Oh my god! 😍
Haha we got engaged ❤️
Selena
WHEN!
Lisa
How did he ask???
Caitlin
Spill girl!
Well, I asked him when he got home from Florida. Just at his house, with a ton of candles all over. He told me that's how he was going to propose to me one day, so I beat him to it.
After the plane, I just thought... life is short. Why waste it?
Caitlin
Aww that's so sweet!
Selena
you proposed, i love that! so progressive 🩷
Haha yeah I guess
Lisa
Soon we're going to have to change the group name back to OttaWives 😁 so excited for you Jane!

OttaWAGs 💕

Lisa
Okay well never mind on my OttaWives comment!!!! 😁
Selena
💃💃💃
Wait what happened?
Caitlin
Troy came out and is dating Harris!!!

Lily

Oh my god
Why didn't you tell me Troy came out??? I had to hear it from the WAG chat!
??? I thought you already knew he was gay
HOW would I know that?
Is pretty obvious. I have know for months
You've known for MONTHS and didn't tell me?
I thought you knew!
Ugh
You have terrible gaydar Shane
Like really bad
Go away
You texted me first, so no. You go away 😁❤️
🖕

OttaWAGs 💕

Caitlin
Troy came out and is dating Harris!!!
Lisa
Yes and we're going to have NO issues with it am I clear?
Selena
🫡
Cassie
🫡
Caitlin
🫡
Selena
...
jane?
Cassie
You there?
Selena
she was JUST here???
Lisa
Oh wow I didn't think this was going to be an actual problem...
Selena
i mean...
Lisa
What?
Selena
well, roz is russian... so it wouldnt be that surprising if he was with someone who was on the homophobic side...
just saying
Cassie
I've never heard anything about Rozanov being homophobic though
Caitlin
Yeah he apparently gave a big speech to the team about accepting Troy and Harris so idk.
Lisa
Well we can figure it out if any issues pop up. I'm adding Harris now!
Harris has been added to the group chat.
Caitlin
Harris! Hi! Welcome to the Centaurs WAG chat!
Cassie
Hi Harris!
Lisa
Hey!
Harris
Hi guys! Thanks for adding me 😊
Caitlin
Of course!
Selena
wait should we still be calling it that?
Cassie
What?
Selena
"wag chat"
bwag chat? sap chat?
Lisa
SAP?
Selena
spouses and partners
Harris
Lol WAG chat is fine, I don't care
Hey! Sorry, I was texting with Ilya
Welcome Harris!
Cassie
Hell of a time to leave Jane
Lisa
Seriously bad timing
What?
Oh my god, no. I don't have a problem with Troy and Harris, I promise! And Ilya doesn't either
Cassie
...Right
I do hope that's true
It is!
Harris
Guys it's cool, Jane isn't a homophobe
Caitlin
Do you know each other or something?
Harris
No not really. But being absent from a group chat for 5 minutes isn't really enough proof imo 😅
Selena
FAIR

Lily

Sweetheart.
You are just making these up now
To embarrass me
Sweetheart
Be so for real right now
I've literally heard you talking to one on the phone
Mystic Minerva is NOT psychic!
She is spiritual advisor. Is very different.
She charges you $20 a minute to spout off nonsensical woo wooey shit. Last week she told you not to let your girlfriend feed you strawberries on Valentine's Day.
So?
So you don't HAVE a girlfriend and you're allergic to strawberries.
She's a fucking terrible psychic
Spiritual advisor
My point is I'm definitely not making it up out of nothing.
Ugh. You are giant lying liar who lies
I have to go now I need to return video before Blockbuster closes
??? It's not even noon yet
Also it's 2021
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OttaWAGs 💕

Today 5:34 AM
Lisa I have a question about Wyatt
Today 9:18 AM
Lisa
What's up?
You're taking advantage of all that goalie flexibility right?
Because I imagine that would be a lot of fun
Ilya can't even get close to the splits
Harris
Omg 💀
Selena
jane why the hell were you up so early on a saturday??? 😭
I go running every morning
Selena
at 530??? 😭
Yes lol
Lisa
Oh I take FULL advantage trust me girl
That man can put both feet behind his head AT THE SAME TIME
Harris
Oh my god???
Caitlin
Welcome to the wag chat Harris 😂
Selena
nothing is off limits here 🩷
At the same time? I can fuck with that
Metaphorically
And literally too I guess
Cassie
Lmao JANE!
Selena
👏👏👏
No offense Lisa 😅
Lisa
Lol absolutely none taken
Harris
Okay...
This stays between us, okay?
Caitlin
WAG chat is sacred! 🤞
Lisa
🤞
Selena
🤞
🤞
Cassie
🤞
Harris
Troy can do that too 🫣😁
Cassie
Oh my god! 😂 I did NOT expect that from you Harris!
Lisa
Hell yeah Barrett, I didn't know he had it in him!
I can totally see that
Caitlin
I wonder what other players can do it...
Selena
oh my god
i wonder if my man can do it
jane??? please girl, tell me true 🙏
Cassie
Lol of course that's where Selena went 😂
Harris
What am I missing?
Lisa
Well... rumor is that Jane sleeps with Hollander sometimes because her and Roz are long distance, and Hollander is also long distance with his gf
Caitlin
And Roz and Hollander's gf sleep together when he visits Boston too apparently
Cassie
AND Hollander is Selena's hall pass so she's trying to get Jane to hook her up
Harris
What? Seriously?
Cassie
It's very risque
🙄
Selena
its not risque. its modern.
please jane, tell me! can hollander do it too
Uh, no lol
Selena
NOOOO

Lily

Oh my god
Apparently Barrett can put both feet behind his head at the same time???
We need to do more yoga together
You are as bad of gossip as the other wags!!!
🙄
But I like where your mind is headed 😏

Lily

How you doing?
Ok
Jealous
Yeah
I wish it was me who came out
I know. Soon it will be though.
Once the season is over, yeah?
Yes, that will be good
I love you ❤️
I love you too ❤️

Centaurs Family 🏒❤️🖤

Dyskzy
Sooo.... is it true?
Or a prank?
Haasy
looked pretty real to me 😏
Roz
Yes is real
Chouzy
You're gay?
Roz
Bisexual
Bood
Figures you would find a way to one-up Barrett after he came out 😂
Barrett
Yeah what the hell Roz?
Dilly
Wait I'm confused, who is Jane then?
Bood
Bro
Chouzy
Seriously?
Dilly
What!!
Shane Hollander. Hi, nice to meet you.
Dilly
Shane. Jane. I'm an idiot.
Bood
Yeah kinda
Harris
I knew 😊
Roz
?
You did?
Harris
Duh
When you told me Ilya had a burner twitter it took me like 10 minutes to figure out which account it was
And 6 of those 10 minutes were spent doordashing myself an iced coffee
Shit
Harris
Jane and Lily? Not very sneaky
You have no idea how many times I've told Ilya those names are way too close to our real ones 🙄
Barrett
I knew too 😁
Harris
You did??? You didn't tell me!
Barrett
You didn't tell me either!
How did you know???
Barrett
Ilya came out to me in Jan and I'd heard you were gay from some other players. Didn't take a lot to put Jane = Shane together.
Plus that whole "Jane sleeps with Hollander sometimes" chat when I first got traded lmao
Oh god
Roz
It's true, my Jane has so much sex with Hollander all the time 🥲 I am so jealous
Bood
Gross lol
Selena
this whole time????
Dilly
What?
Selena
THIS WHOLE TIME???
Dyskzy
???? Selena chill
Selena
you guys dont understand
i have been trying to get jane to hook me up with hollander for months now but jane was shane THE WHOLE TIME???
Chouzy
Selena what the fuck?
Selena
hes my hall pass!!!
It's true
Roz
I would tread very lightly if I was you Selena
Yeah Ilya might kill you off in a fanfiction
Haasy
OH MY GOD
Lisa
So this is why Harris was so adamant that Jane wasn't a homophobe 😂
Harris
Yep lol
Chouzy
A hall pass is supposed to be someone you're not likely to meet!!! Not your friend's friend!
Selena
thats not important right now
JANE
SHANE
PLEASEEEE
Um, no...
Roz
Sorry Selena. Shane is super gay
How many times do we have to go over this??? I'm regular gay!
Hayzy
Lmao well I hope you guys know we're all good over here! The next little bit might be rough but we're in your corner and are rooting for you!
Dykzy
Yeah, welcome to the family Shane!
Roz
He has been in family chat for months.
Dykzy
I just mean officially
Chouzy
Yeah, welcome Super Gay Shane!
???
Chouzy
Gotta make sure my WIFE remembers that important detail
Bood
Glad to have you with us Super Gay Shane!
(Good idea Chouzy)
I hate you all
Hayzy
❤️
Haasy
❤️
Bood
❤️
Dilly
❤️
Roz
❤️

OttaWAGs 💕

Caitlin
Oh my god!!! I just realized something
Lisa
What?!
???
Selena
everything ok? 🩷
Caitlin
Now that Shane is a Centaur...
Ilya has been added to the group chat.
Harris
Oh 😅
Oh god no
Ilya
Hello fellow WAGs 😏