@LilyHollander24 liked your tweet.

❤️Jane❤️

Really?

What?

The Twitter account. Really?

You like it?

Of course not! All you're doing is posting embarassing stuff on there. What the are you even thinking?

I am thinking... I have best boyfriend in the entire world and no one knows. He is so funny and beautiful and talented. I want everyone to know how much I love you and how hot you are, even if they cannot know who I am.

I hate hiding. World does not even know I exist.

They obviously know you exist, you're being dramatic.

But world does not know who I am to you. I just want to brag about my hot boyfriend. Is this a crime?

Ugh, no it's not a crime.

And I want to show world that you love me enough to deal with embarrassing tweets.

🙄

I hate hiding too. You know that right?

Yes.

And I love you too.

😇❤️

Please just be careful. Me being outed would suck, but you being outed... I can't even think about that.

I will be SO CAREFUL. Do not worry!

Oh god

Jane's Mama💕

So, I saw the Twitter page.
That is you, right?
...
Yes. 😇
This seems reckless, Ilya.
I am careful!
But yes. Maybe.
But I am so tired of hiding. I just want to have what everyone else gets, but no. I must hide behind stupid flower name and ignore all Hollanov comments.
Well. If you're deadset on posting on there, I'm not going to stop you.
🥰
But I do think we need to look into what we would need for you to apply for asylum in Canada. Just in case.
We probably should have done it a lot sooner.
Yes, ok. Maybe a good idea.
Leave it to me. ❤️

Marly

Dude have you seen what hollanders new girl is tweeting?
Yes Marly, I always stalk other player's girlfriends in hope of getting trade secrets. 🙄
Yeah whatever man. You should check it out, shits wild. @LilyHollander24 on there

Jackie Pike @JackieJacks92

Hi Lily! This is Jackie Pike, I'm Hayden's wife! Shane wouldn't give me your number but he didn't say not to DM you here 😇

Hello

I was wondering if you wanted to be added to the Metro WAGs chat? It's a super small group and we'd love to have one more! 💕

Oh yes this sounds like fun!

Metro WAGs ✨️

Jackie
Hey ladies! I have a surprise for you all! 💕
[Jackie added Lily to the group chat.]
Jackie
Everyone, meet Shane's girlfriend, Lily!
Hello. I am ESL, just as warning. Please excuse my English if I make mistakes.
Jackie
You're good, girl! Your English is fine.
Ok. Then I am ready to WAG my chin with you all!
Jackie
😂
Emma
hi lily! im emma, sorren miitkas girlfriend 😊
Melanie
Hey! I'm Melanie Comeau, Gil's wife. It's nice to have another WAG here!
Hello, nice to meet you all. I didn't think I would be welcomed so easy.
Emma
what why not???
I live far and not able to meet anyone in person, it's hard to make friends.
And my twitter is very... I don't know the word. Some hate it and some love it. 🤷‍♀️
Jackie
You're in Boston, right? Hayd keeps calling you "Boston Lily" so I'm assuming.
Melanie
Divisive
Yes. Divisive. Good word.
And yes, Boston! It is beautiful city, I like it very much.
Emma
hey as long as you root for our team when we play against the Raiders!!
I am big Raiders fan but I always hope for my Shane to do his best ❤️
Emma
aw 💗
But Metros still lose because Raiders are best team in whole league 😁
Jackie
Boo!! Lily, the betrayal! 💔
Rose
Hi, Lily!!! It's nice to meet you! This is Rose btw
Rose who?
Rose
Landry
What
Jackie why is she here
This is WAG chat no?
Jackie
Omg sorry I didn't warn you, Lily! Rose joined the chat when she and Shane were together
Rose I think you go away now, ok bye bye!
Emma
what nooo we love rose 💕
I think maybe you just keep her in because you all want to pretend to be friends with big movie star and this your only chance as boring Canadian housewifes, probably never meet a celebrity again
Emma
wow what the fuck

Wannabe WAG

Hey Lily, sorry to surprise you like that in the group chat. I didn't realize you didn't know I was in there. Look I promise not to tell anyone what I know about you and I want to be super clear that I'm not a threat to yours and Shane's relationship. I only stayed in that gc because I really like the other girls, it's fun to have some friends who aren't in the industry and don't treat me any different for it.
What you know about me?
I just mean that I know Shane's gay so you must be a man, right?
Hm
If you know this then you know you are not a threat to me and Shane because Shane is super gay. Be as hot as you want, he don't want you.
And you are not going to tell anyone or else
I'm not going to tell anyone! I wouldn't do that to Shane (or you for the record).
If you hurt Shane I will hurt you
I can do this too
You don't even know who I am
Just that I am man
You be scared of half the world
I could be anyone
You walking down the street and bam, there I am.
Good luck bonjour
I'm not even French
You know nothing
I'm not going to out Shane!
hm

Metro WAGs ✨️

Melanie
Seriously? That's so uncalled for. Rose is great. Imagine someone saying you were only with Shane because you want to look cool dating a pro athlete. How would that make you feel?
Jackie
No we genuinely like her!! Sorry I didn't warn you Lily, but can we all please be nice?
This is bad example because Shane is very boring Canadian. If I wanted to date cool athlete I would date Rozanov.
But my heart is very stupid. 🤷‍♀️
Rose
Guys it's cool, Lily is allowed to be upset.
Oh wow thank you for permission. 🙄
And I'm not upset. But WAG chat is for WAGs and you are not W or G. You need to find your own friend group and stop trying to wreck homes
[Lily changed chat name to Metro Queens + 1 Wannabe.]
Melanie
Lily. Girl. Take it easy, seriously. Day 1 in the group chat and you're already attacking people?
[Melanie changed chat name to Girl Talk 💋✨️.]
Jackie
Okay, wait. Rose are you really okay with how she's acting? Because she might be a WAG but as much as I love Shane, you were our friend first and you don't deserve to be talked to like this.
Rose
It's really fine Jackie. Shane and I have talked a lot, he told me some stuff. They've been together a long time and he dated me while they were on a break, so it's kind of messy. I wouldn't be a fan of me either if I was her.
Jackie
If you're sure...
No is not true.
Jackie
What isn't?
Shane did not date Rose when on break. Shane and I had a fight and he ghosted me to date Rose. We were not exclusive but we never had "we are taking break" talk. He just leaves my house then a week later I saw on website he was dating big celebrity and he ignored all my texts.
Melanie
Oh, damn.
Emma
thats actually so shitty
Jackie
Wait how long is "a long time" though? We've only known about you for a few days!
Long time. Years.
Melanie
Years?! Why so secretive?
It is... lots of problems? Different things happening. I don't know word for it.
Jackie
Complicated?
Yes, maybe. I think so?
I am here on work visa and it would cause problems back home to be public with Shane. My family is very old fashion. So we are secret. Not serious at first. We just see each other when we were in same city and see others when we were in different cities. But then I wanted more.
So last year when he is over at my house I ask if he sees other girls, and why I never hear about it before. He tells me this is private thing and will not answer my questions. When he knows I have deeper feelings he got upset and left.
Then I see on TMZ he is dating Rose. I think this must be why he run away. How long were they dating? Were they secret for years too, like me?
Emma
omg thats awful
Rose
Lily, I'm so sorry 🩷 I didn't know it happened like that. Now I want to kick Shane's ass!
Sorry I called you all boring housewife.
I did not mean it.
Jackie
What??? That doesn't sound like Shane at all, that's crazy.
No is true!
Rose only I touch his ass. Go away.
Rose
😂
Jackie
I believe you! I'm just surprised is all.
Why surprised Jackie? Men are very stupid.
Jackie
😂 Too true! The other day I asked Hayden to do the dishes and he ended up unloading the dishwasher before it was ran, so I had to empty out all of our cabinets and wash every dish because I didn't know what was clean or dirty.
You washed every dish? Not Hayden?
Jackie
After his first attempt I wasn't going to trust him with that!
This sounds like... what is term? For when men do chore badly so they don't have to do it again.
Melanie
Weaponized incompetence?
Yes! That! This sounds like that. Now Hayden never has to do dishes again. Win for him.
Jackie
I don't think he did it on purpose...
Jackie. Men are very stupid. Hayden is very stupid. But he is not that stupid.
Jackie
Hey!
He did not notice dishes were still greasy? Stinky? Covered with bits of food? Sorry but he is stupid.
Melanie
Yeah I gotta agree with Lily on this one Jacks lol. Time to make him do the dishes regularly until he can tell the difference!
Too many concussions, probably.

❤️Jane❤️

You realize how weird it is to reply to and retweet your own burner account right?
😈🤷😇
🙄
😚

Girl Talk 💋✨️

Melanie
Who's ready for the game!! Let's go boys!
Gooo Boston!
Melanie
Lily are you at the game?
Sadly I could not be there to watch. But I am in my team sweater with a good drink and am ready for Metros to be destroyed!
Jackie
Boo!!!
Emma
is it a rozanov sweater
Of course 😈
Melanie
I still can't believe Shane is dating a Raiders fan.
He loves it.
Melanie
I'm sure lol.
He does! After game he meets up with me and it makes wins even better and losses not so bad. Win win!
Jackie
That actually makes a lot of sense.
He likes to pull my Boston shirt off me while I suck his 🍆
Jackie
LILY!
Jackie, you try this tonight! When Pike comes home from losing, you put him on the bed and tell him: hold onto headboard and don't come until I say you can!
Then you drag it out as long as you can. Suck him, ride him, stop everything and just play with his nipples. Make him suffer, just a little. Make him beg.
Emma
omg 😭
Trust me!
He will wish he wasn't married to you so he could marry you AGAIN!
Emma
*takes notes*
Jackie
...Okay. I might have to try this actually.
It'll make our win even sweeter 😁

❤️Jane❤️

Be there in 15.
Can't wait. 😘
❤️

Girl Talk 💋✨️

Emma
Doggy
Jackie
8/10
Emma
7/10
Rose
I'm not going to answer these anymore.
Melanie
7/10
What is wrong with you all? Dogs are best, 10000/10
Jackie
Omg 😂 no Lily, it's a game! We rank how good our guys are at different positions.
Oh
I see
10/10
Emma
umm
Melanie
That's not what we heard.
?
Melanie
We heard Shane is more like a 5/10.
Who tells you this?
Oh yes. The wannabe. She is lying, Shane is 11/10.
Emma
yeah okay
Jackie
Lily you can be honest! What happens in WAG chat stays in wag chat!
Is true! Maybe this is Rose Landry problem not Shane problem.
Melanie
Next you're going to tell us he's 11/10 at oral too 😂
No.
Jackie
No?
12/10
Emma
💀
Melanie
Right.
My Shane is wild boy, very good mouth.
Melanie
We're talking about Shane Hollander, right? The guy who has a panick attack if the restaurant has Seagram's and not Canada Dry? Not some other Shane?
Emma
i just cant see that lol
You know what they say. Lady in the streets but in the sheets...
And my Shane is street lady!
Jackie
Lily no!
What?
Jackie
That makes it sound like Shane's a prostitute!
Oh, no. Sorry, my English. He is good enough to be one, but no, this is for me only.
Melanie
Care to add any input Rose?
🤬
Rose
I actually can't answer this one.
Emma
💀💀💀💀💀

❤️Jane❤️

So I know we didn't really get into it the other night but you're texting Jackie now? How'd you even get her number?
She messaged me on Twitter after we posted the cottage

She wanted to add me to the Metro WAG chat! 😁
Wait what? You're in the Metros WAG chat? Why?
Because I am WAG of course!
Oh my god.
What do you even have to talk to them about?
All kind of things, is very fun!

Girl Talk 💋✨️

Okay new game. Marry, Fuck, Kill: MLH edition! Hollander, Rozanov, and Hunter
Emma
omg 😂 yesss
marry hollander, fuck Hunter, kill rozanov
Jackie
Marry hollander, fuck Rozanov, kill Hunter!
Yes, I agree with you Jackie!
Melanie
But I thought Shane was "like a tiger" in bed?
Yes but if I marry him then I can fuck him every day. 😍
Emma
this is an excellent point
Rose
I agree with Jackie and Lily.
Of course you do. 🙄
Rose
I feel like no matter where I put Shane you wouldn't have liked it. 😂
Emma
i changed my answer
marry rozanov, fuck scott, kill hollander
Melanie
Marry Scott, fuck Hollander, kill Rozanov
Ew what is wrong with you both?
Scott Hunter is 1 000 000 years old
And Shane is perfect, you would be lucky to even smell his hockey gear!
Melanie
🤷‍♀️ Hunter is hot, sue me!
Emma
ok how about sorren, dallas kent, and connors
Rose
Marry Connors, fuck Sorren, kill Dallas Kent
Emma
i would marry sorren, fuck connors, and kill kent
Jackie
Agreed, Rose!
Sadly I also agree with Rose.
Rose
😇
Melanie
Marry Connors, fuck Miitka, kill Kent.
Emma
why does not one want to marry sorren??? 🥺
Rose
Girl we know way too much about that man for that. 😂
Melanie
Gil, Carter Vaughn, Wyatt Hayes
Obviously I would marry Gil. Then I guess... fuck Vaughn and kill Hayes.
Marry Hayes, fuck Vaughn, kill Comeau.
Jackie
This is a hard one! Marry Vaughn, fuck Hayes, kill Comeau.
Melanie
Jackie!!
Jackie
Sorry! 🫣
Rose
Once again agreeing with Jackie...
Emma
marry hayes, fuck vaughn, kill comeau
Jackie
Hayden, Cliff Marleau, and Troy Barrett
Marry Hayd (obv), fuck Marleau (metaphorically), kill Barrett
Emma
marry hayden, fuck barrett, kill marleau
Rose
Jackie I think we have very good taste! Though mine wouldn't be metaphorical 🤭
Jackie
😂
Melanie
Marry Barrett, fuck Hayden, kill Marleau.
You all have terrible opinions.
Wrong opinions.
Emma
opinions cant be wrong
Oh yes they can!
Melanie
Okay so enlighten us, oh wise one. What's your answer?
Is obvious.
Marry Marleau. Fuck Barrett. Sorry Jackie, you are now widow.
Melanie
Of course lol.
Jackie
Should've seen that answer coming.
You can move in with me, do not worry! I will take care of you better than Pike. ❤️
Emma
marry marleau? but didnt he give shane that big concussion last season? i wouldve thought you hated him
No no. This was clean hit, Marleau did not mean to hurt Shane. They talked, no bad feelings there.
He is good guy who plays high contact sport. That is all.
Rose
Okay, how about Shane, Hayden, and Gil.
Emma
this feels like its gonna get messy
Rose
😈
Melanie
Marry Gil (always), fuck Hayden, kill Shane.
Jackie
Marry Hayd ❤️ , fuck Shane, kill Gil.
Rose
JACKIE!
Jackie
Again??? Really?
Rose
No 😊 been there, done that with Shane.
🙄🙄🙄
Rose
Marry Shane, fuck Hayden, kill Gil
Melanie
Wow okay lol.
Marry Shane ❤️❤️❤️ fuck Comeau, kill Pike.
Melanie
I knew it!
Emma
lily you said kill to hunter, kent, and hayden so im curious...
Oh no.
Emma
hunter, kent, and hayden go!
Rose
😂 Now who's getting messy!
This is worst nightmare.
Marry Hunter.
Melanie
Good choice!
Emma
omg shes actually answering!!!
Fuck Hayden.
Jackie
Oh??? 👀
Kill myself.
Rose
And there it is! 😂
Emma
LILY!!!

Jackie

Wait, Yuna and David have met you irl but I haven't??? What the heck!
...
You don't want to?
Is not that.
Yuna and David. They are loyal to Shane first, before anyone. You are loyal to Hayden, I would not ask you to keep secrets from him.
Hayden wouldn't tell anyone about you! I already told him why you're so secretive, he was really worried.
Sorry. I can't. I wish I could.
I hope someday you will understand.

Girl Talk 💋✨️

Rose
Okay girls how are we getting our guys to take their shoes off inside?
Because I'm about to lose it on this new guy I'm seeing, I swear.
Jackie
Um...
Well, Hayden and I are both Canadian. That's kind of in our blood.
Rose
Damn
He is American?
Rose
Yes! I don't care at his place but he tramples his dirty shoes all over my apartment!
Oh okay I know this! Here is what you do.
You put shoe rack by front door, and next time he comes over you say: see, here is shoe rack. Use it and respect me stupid American or never see my boobs again except in movies
Jackie
Omg 😂
And if he does not respect you then you have other choice to make 🤷‍♀️
Emma
thats seems kinda harsh
No, is not harsh. This is boundary. I wear shoes in my house but Shane does not. So when I am at Shane's home, I take off my shoes. Easy. What, you going to stay with a man who disrespects you and your home?
Rose
That's actually really fair. I think I'm actually going to try this.
Yes. I live in America but I am not stupid American. I give good advice.
Melanie
Lily: "I'm not stupid American." Also Lily: *wears shoes indoors*
Yes I pick up terrible habit from living in America so long. 😔

Girl Talk 💋✨️

Jackie Shane tells me you were not feeling well. You pregnant again??? Tell Pike to get off you!

Jackie

Hey Lily, I forgot to tell you but Melanie and Gil have been struggling for a while to have a baby, and it's been really hard on her so we don't talk kids/pregnancy in the group chat! Always happy to talk privately though!
Oh sorry. I did not know.
And no, not pregnant! Hayd actually got a vasectomy after Amber 😅
This is good. I like kids but six is too many.
I only have 4 kids... ?
No...
Ruby, Jade, Arthur, Amber, and Hayden. That's five!
Hey!

Girl Talk 💋✨️

[Lily unsent a message.]
Melanie
❤️

Girl Talk 💋✨️

Today 9:47 AM
Emma
would you rather... have to eat an entire wooden door every year or only be able to eat blueberries for the rest of your life ???
Jackie
Blueberries, 100%
Melanie
Yeah, blueberries.
Door. I would turn it into dust and put it in my protein shakes every day. They are already gross so no problem!
Melanie
That's actually a really good idea, I was thinking it had to be eaten plain 🤢
Jackie
Still gross imo
Melanie
Okay! Would you rather... not have to eat (but if you do, you don't gain weight) or never need to sleep again (but you can if you want to).
Jackie
Never need to sleep for sure.
Melanie
Really? If you choose to never have to eat that means you don't have to cook or do dishes... ever.
Jackie
I'm already covered with my piles of blueberries 😂 no cooking or dishes required!
Emma
yeah id rather not have to eat! or be able to eat whatever i want, no consequences 😋
I would pick no sleep. I don't mind cooking or dishes and have to eat door every year anyway so 🤷‍♀️
Emma
Would you rather be able to talk to animals or be fluent in every human language?
Jackie
Human languages!! That would be so cool.
ANIMALS!
Melanie
😂 Who would've guessed Lily's answer??
I would also pick animals though, for the record!
Emma
me too 😊
I do not care to talk to people but my neighbor has a dog and I would love to have conversation about suspicious mailman with her.
Jackie
Suspicious mailman?
Yes. She does not like him even though he brings her dog treats and I want to know why. What does she know???
Melanie
She probably just doesn't like a stranger coming near her territory.
No, this dog loves EVERYONE except the mailman. He is up to something, I know it.
Emma
😂 ok dr doolittle
Jackie
Oh I have a good one! Would you rather have your gender changed or your partner's gender changed?
Emma
change my own gender. i could def be a gay guy lol
I am bisexual so I would be ok with Shane being a woman 😏 but I don't think Shane would be happy 😂
Jackie
I didn't know that, Lily!
Thanks for telling us 💕
And Shane as a woman is a wild thought lol
He is already so pretty, he would be bombshell 😍
Emma
true he could pull it off for sure
Oh I thought of one! Would you rather have hair for teeth or teeth for hair?
Emma
omg what??? 😭
Jackie
Ugh both are gross hahaha
Answer!!! 😈
Jackie
I guess... teeth for hair? I can always wear a wig, right?
Emma
teeth for hair. hair for teeth is nasty lol
I think maybe you are not thinking this through. Teeth would not just be on your head, but also eyebrows, eyelashes, body hair... all teeth.
Jackie
Nooo 😭
Emma
ok hair for teeth then... i could cut it and get dentures
ugh thanks a lot lily now im a little nauseated
😂
Emma
🤢
Today 11:01 PM
Rose
Sorry for going MIA, been shooting all day!
We still need your answers 😈

Girl Talk 💋✨️

Ladies quick, what is good word for SUPER old person??
Rose
Senior?
No no, more
Emma
elder
Jackie
Decrepit?
Melanie
Octogenarian?
What is that one?
Melanie
It means someone in their 80s specifically.
Perfect.

Jackie

Lily did Hayden actually do something to upset you?
Why?
I saw your last tweet. At first it seemed like just chirping but this seems like you actually don't like him, so I'm just wondering why? Hayden's a really good guy, I'm sure if he did something he didn't mean it.
No no. Pike is fine. This fan fiction. I sometimes have a hot head, yes? I wrote this one when I heard Shayden exists and was very annoyed.
I like to chirp Hayden, is very fun but just for fun, nothing serious
Okay... It's all fake anyway, you can just ignore the whole "Shayden" thing.
No Jackie, this I cannot ignore. People always are talking about it. They comment it in my other fic even, now that they know I am with Shane 😔
But you're okay with the hollanov stuff?
Well I like Hollilynov best but I take what I can get 🤷‍♀️ maybe this is my next project!
Orrr... is Haydenov a thing? 🤭
🤢
Gross Jackie. I was eating!

Rose

Girl! I saw your tweet! I don't usually read fan fiction but yours is actually insanely good 😅 (and your shayden one was hysterical! "I'm not having sex with you just because the internet thinks we should" KILLED me. I could see exactly how Shane would say it too.)
Oh
Thank you
I didn't know you were a Supernatural fan, that's one of my favorite shows.
Yes it's very good.
Except all the queerbaiting.
Ten years! Crazy.
Right??? The most we've gotten is that lame "we're family" line. Ugh.
Yes when I saw that scene I was so mad! Family? No no no, you are lovers! Dean is always giving big bottom eyes to Cas and then calls him "family" !!!
Seriously!
So listen... I don't usually do this, but I'm working on a project with one of the Supernatural guys...
Ok
Do you want me to get something signed for you? A shirt or something? 💕
Is this a bribe? Feels like bribe.
No!
Well, maybe.
I just feel really bad. I honestly didn't know how everything had gone down with you and Shane. I didn't even know you existed to be honest. But I'm really sorry that I contributed to hurting you.
Oh
It's ok
This was Shane's fault. You didn't know.
I really didn't.
But yes, I will take signed shirt.
Mens large
😂 You got it!

❤️Jane❤️

"Final Destination: Shayden" ? Seriously Ilya?
I thought it was clever!
It's not.
It rhymes!
No it doesn't.
And you owe Hayden an apology, that was too far.
It is not real, Shane!
You killed him off in a fan fiction! Since when do you even like fan fiction?
I found it a few years ago. I like the Hollanov tag very much! There are a lot of ones where I get you pregnant 😈
What the hell?
Is just a fun website, nothing serious! I go on when I'm bored and missing you 🥲
You still went too far.
I forgot about the Hayden one. I wrote it last year as kind of therapy... to make your accident have a happy ending.
Ilya. Hayden dying was a happy ending?
You go out with my best friend and have fun night instead of concussion in hospital, that is good ending!
True life didn't have enough of a happy ending to it? Me drugged up and asking you to come to the cottage?
This was very good ending! But you being unharmed would be better.
Ilya.
OK fine. I will apologize. But only because I love you and he is your friend for some reason
...
Say it back.
You're so annoying.
Shane
Say it back.
I love you too. ❤️
😇

❤️Jane❤️

I still need to find gift for your mama. They want to celebrate with us, yes? I know it's not really Canadian holiday but it's big deal in Russia.
Yeah of course! We're all excited, this is basically like Russian Christmas right? Except secular?
Not religious but yes, similar.
Today 7:02 AM
I miss you.
I can't stop thinking about you.
And your freckles
And your hot little ass
Wow
When I get home I'm going to do some terrible things to you. 😈
Um, okay. That's sounds good.
Do you want me to tell you?
Or surprise you?
Surprise me I guess.
You're leaving soon, yes? You'll be there when I get home?
Yeah.
Good. I want you to be naked and ready for me when I get there. Bent over the back of the couch so I can just slide right in.
Uh yeah, I can do that. Definitely. Jesus
Do you want me to pick up lunch on my way?

❤️Jane❤️

Oh my god.
Did you see thst article?
What article?
TMZ posted an article about you. Specifically pictures of you sexting a Jane.
Check twitter. You're probably tagged in a thousand tweets by now.
One moment
Oh
You are upset because they say you are bad at sexting?
No!
Shane
I'm fucking not!
Shane
Stop saying my name!
Where are you right now? Is anyone near you?
I'm home. If TMZ can see my phone screen we havee bigger problems than being outed.
Fine
You are not bad at sexting.
It's whatever
No, I need you to listen to me.
So you don't send me texts about wanting my cock. So what? When I sext you and you reply "oh yeah that would be cool" do you know what I am thinking?
Shane
Shane
What
I am thinking... my Shane wants my cock so bad he cannot even think of what to say.
And what you do say is so sweet and genuine and honest, it gets me going better than any spicy reply you could send me.
I cannot imagine any better than that.
Oh wow.
Really?
Yes. Other people see "oh ok" and think you are bad at sexting. But I know it's because you just got so hard there was no more blood in your brain to think of a reply.
Ok?
Okay
I love you very much.
I love you too.
And I don't care about TMZ. It is creepy yes, but all they found out was I celebrate Russian holidays and am dating someone. It will blow over soon, I am sure.

Girl Talk 💋✨️

Jackie
Everyone ready for the team Christmas party?
Emma
yeah! i got my white elephant gift last week, im excited for it to be opened! 😂
Melanie
Yep! Gil hired professional cleaners to go through our house so I'm not stressing about it all week.
Jackie
That's sweet! Hayden usually just says "it's not that messy" when I tell him I'm stressin 🙄
...
No comment
Rose
😂
Emma
lily you really cant come?
No, I'm sorry.
Jackie
Are you at least seeing Shane?
Yes, we'll be celebrating the holidays with his parents in Ottawa
Melanie
That's good! What about your family? Will you be able to see any of them?
No, my family is... no.
Melanie
Oh, sorry!
Is ok. Hollanders are great, much better than my family. 🥰 It will be nice to celebrate with them.

❤️Jane❤️

Oh my god, they know. It's all over twitter
There are so many posts about our stupid nicknames! We shouldn't have made them so similar to our names!
It's like 3 people. It's nothing.
I'm freaking out.
It is NOT 3 people! Some of the tweets have hundreds of likes!
Shane it's nothing
They are acting like they know the truth but they don't know. They have a couple pieces of the entire puzzle and say "oh my ship is true yay" and the rest of the world sees these tweets and thinks they are crazy.
You really think so?
Yes. This will be over soon. Just don't reply to any of these comments, ok?
I really don't like it. This could just keep getting worse, and we won't know until it's too late.
You want me to make it go away sooner?
What? How?
I think I know what to do, don't worry!
You THINK???
ILYA!

❤️Jane❤️

THAT was your plan? Go clubbing with Svetlana???
🤷 It worked, didn't it?
Jesus Christ
Now you can stop worrying and get ready for this week! 😇❤️
I hate you
No you don't 💕💕💕

Girl Talk 💋✨️

Emma
wooo! you guys watching this?!
Melanie
Yes! Gil might not be playing but I love the All-Stars game!
Emma
me too! its always so fun to watch 🤩
Jackie
Yeah agreed! Plus it's nice to have Hayd home for the whole week 💕
Lily are you excited to watch both your boys playing on the same team again???
Melanie
Oh god, she's probably losing it!
Emma
im not even a fan of rozanov and i love watching them play together!
Jackie
Lily? You there?

❤️Jane❤️

You saw Call Me By Your Name without me???
I thought we were going to wait to rent it and watch it together
No I didn't!
I don't believe you. I saw your tweet.
I didn't see it! I read the book
Was very sad
I think I will cry when we watch the movie
You really didn't watch it?
Yes
I promise
Okay ❤️ sorry
Is ok ❤️
So... I think I want to come out to the team.
Really?
Yeah. I've been thinking about it a lot lately. I know it might not all be good reactions, but I think it mostly will be.
I just want the people closest to me to know the real me, you know?
Yes, I know
Are you okay with that?
Of course
Have you ever thought of it?
Telling your team, I mean.
Yes. But it's not safe for me, you know
Yeah. I'm sorry
I love you❤️
I love you too ❤️
Today 2:02 PM
I told them. I think it went well. No one said anything bad anyway.
That's good sweetheart ❤️

Girl Talk 💋✨️

Today 5:36 PM
Jackie
Lily!!! Hayden just told me!
He told you what?
Jackie
Shane told the team he's gay! 😮
Emma
he did???
Melanie
Really?
Oh. Yes, he said he was thinking of doing it.
Emma
are you a guy then?
Well
Yes
That is how being gay works
Rose
😂
Jackie
This explains a lot.
Does it?
Jackie
Yes! Now I know why you're so secretive (and also why Shane was never excited about women I wanted him to meet before you)
Yes Shane is super gay.
Emma
are you not out either?
No, it's not safe for me
Jackie
Understood 💕 well you're safe with us!
Emma
yeah!
❤️
Melanie
I'm sorry but are you guys serious?
Jackie
?
Melanie
You're really fine with your husband showering with and sleeping next to a gay man?
Emma
wtf
Melanie
What if he tries something?
Jackie
Jesus Melanie, are YOU serious?
Melanie
I'm sorry I just can't support it.
[Rose has renamed the group chat Metros Partners .]
Melanie
Now with this woke shit. 🙄
[Melanie has renamed the group chat Metros WAGs + 2 Wannabes .]
Jackie
Oh fuck no
[Jackie has renamed the group chat Metros WAGs .]
[Rose has left the group chat.]

New Group Chat

Today 5:52 PM
[Rose has created this group chat.]
[Rose has added Jackie to the group chat.]
[Rose has added Lily to the group chat.]
[Rose has added Emma to the group chat.]
[Rose has renamed the group chat Metro Queens 👑 .]
Rose
I hope you all don't mind. I was thinking this could be our new FUN chat and the other one can be WAG business?
Emma
love that idea
Jackie
Same
Rose
Good! Now that that's over with...
Jackie
Lily we're happy to have you in our friend group regardless of your gender and I'm very excited to know a little more about you now 💕
Emma
me too!! no bigots allowed in the queen chat!
Thank you ladies
Emma
we got you girl 💗
oh wait sorry boy* ?
that sounds weird
You can call me girl
Is affectionate name, yes?
Emma
yes!
Jackie
Definitely
Rose
For sure!
Then girl is fine. ❤️ Thank you all but I have some feelings I need to go deal with now.
Jackie
Take your time! That was so shitty of Melanie. We'll be here 💕

❤️Jane❤️

Today 9:15 PM
Are you okay?
I'm fine
Are you sure?
That was kind of a lot of chirps all at once.
I said I'm fine.
Hayden is super annoyed.
Good
He keeps asking why you have such a problem with him.
Maybe tone it down a bit?
No ❤️

Metro WAGs

Jackie
Right, okay. Then I'll get ahold of the caterer and let them know what numbers are looking like. This is cutting it kind of close though, they're not going to be happy.
Emma
i know, sorry
Jackie
Not your fault! Just annoyed with late RSVPers 🙄
Melanie
Anything I can do? We're only two weeks out from this fundraiser, I know you've got to be stressed Jacks.
Jackie
No thanks
Today 11:15 AM
Melanie
New game idea?
Never have I ever. If you haven't, reply with a 💔 but if you have reply with a ❤️

Metro Queens 👑

Today 10:15 PM
Emma
okay but that game is actually a really fun idea! you guys down?
Jackie
Sure!
Okay sure
Rose
What did I miss?
Emma
new game melanie suggested. never have i ever, and if youve done it you reply with ❤️ and if you havent 💔
Rose
Oh! I'm down!
Also, the audacity!! 🙄
Jackie
I'll start!
Never have I ever gone skinny-dipping!
Rose
💔
❤️
Emma
❤️
Jackie
Really Emma???
Emma
i was a teenager 🤷‍♀️ lol
never have i ever smoked a cigarette
Jackie
💔
❤️
Rose
❤️
Emma
really?
Rose
It's pretty common in acting.
I smoke but am trying to quit.
Rose
Never have I ever broken the law!
Jackie
❤️
❤️
Emma
❤️
Rose
Omg
Being queer is illegal in my home country, what is all your excuses?
Jackie
Got caught speeding 😭
Emma
i shoplifted when i was young
Jackie you are almost as boring as Shane.
Never have I ever bribed someone.
Rose
❤️
Jackie
❤️
Emma
💔
Jackie has???
Jackie
The officer who caught me speeding 😅
Wow wow wow. I approve. Did it work?
Jackie
Well... yeah lol
Emma
rose you bribed someone?
Yes!
Rose
Technically yes.
Jackie
Story time?
She bribed me to get my friendship.
Kind of worked.
Emma
😂
never have i ever been outside of north america
Jackie
❤️
Rose
❤️
❤️
Jackie
Never have I ever kissed a woman!
❤️ bisexual 🤷
Rose
❤️ actor 🤷‍♀️
Emma
❤️ vibrant youth 🤷‍♀️
Jackie
😂
Rose
Never have I ever broken a bone.
Jackie
💔
Emma
💔
❤️
Jackie
Never have I ever been on a magazine cover!
Rose
❤️
❤️
Emma
💔
Jackie
Wait wait wait... Lily????
Yes?
Jackie
You've been on a magazine cover?
Yes.
But never have I ever been on a rollercoaster!
Rose
❤️
Emma
❤️
Jackie
❤️ Ugh fine, keep your secrets!
Rose
Never have I ever licked a butthole!
Emma
💔 omg
Jackie
💔
❤️ This is probably why you and Shane didn't work out Rose.
Emma
OMG!!!
Rose
💀
Jackie
Omg never have I ever had sex with a gay dude!!!
Emma
💔
Rose
❤️
❤️ Wow ok
Never have I ever had sex without orgasming.
Rose
❤️
Emma
❤️
Jackie
❤️
Oh hell yes
I mean I'm sorry
But hell yes

❤️Jane❤️

You are so immature.
You love me anyway 😁
Doesn't change the fact that you're SO IMMATURE!
Aw ❤️

❤️Jane❤️

Are you ready for tonight?
Yeah. I hate things like this but it's important
Yes, it's for charity so it's good reason to get out of your little boring bubble
It helps that Rose could make it. Gives me a little buffer.
Yes I'm glad
You're really okay with me bringing her as my date right?
Yes
She is good friend
And she knows you are super gay so
I'm regular gay!
Suuuuper gay
Ugh
She knows she has no chance with you so it's ok
She really doesn't ❤️
Plus she got me signed spn shirt so I owe her one
She did what?
Don't worry about it
I love you ❤️
I love you too ❤️
Have fun if possible! Text me when you are home safe

❤️Jane❤️

Today 12:09 AM
Is that really you?
On twitter?
Yes
Yeah
Are you drunk?
I had a few moscow mules but not drunk drunk
Also I'm home
Ok good 😈💕

❤️Jane❤️

Today 10:05 AM
How is your head?
Ugggg
Not great
Wild night for you
Was fun though, yes?
Yes. I can't believe Rose got me to drink
And I can't believe you didn't talk me out of tweeting all that stuff
Eh I was having fun!
You weren't saying anything crazy, just silly
Yeah and I'm sure there won't be ANY fans that dig into every word we said 🙄
Will be fine. You worry too much.
Drink some water and go back to sleep, I'll handle the hollanov hoard ❤️
😴❤️

Marly

Today 1:23 PM
Dude I feel like I slept through a moment of history
Did your Montreal girl really pop on twitter for a hot minute just to argue with Hollander's girl?
Yes. She was drunk, thought it was a funny idea
Whyd she delete her account?
She is shy. She sobered up a little and changed her mind
Damn
Wouldve loved to get to chat with her a bit, youre so secretive about her!
I couldve done you a favor and given her some sexting pointers too 😂
Shut your idiot face Marly, her sexting is fine
Whatever you say man!

❤️Jane❤️

Today 9:06 AM
Sooo... don't freak out
What
Seriously, don't freak out, okay?
What
Shane just tell me
Rose kind of figured out who you are
But she's not going to tell anyone! I promise, we can trust her!
Oh
Is ok
She would never ever betray us, she's not like that
It is?
Yes. She is good friend. I trust her
How did she find out?
I'm not completely sure. I think she just put a bunch of stuff together. What I've said about you, your tweets, whatever you guys talk about in the wag chat
Queen chat. Wag chat is something else, so boring.
Well whatever. I think she just had enough information to fill in the blanks.
When she asked I froze up, I didn't know what to say
Hm yes
You are terrible lier
Liar
Stupid English
And I'm not that bad
Shane
You are worst liar I have ever met
So bad at it people take pity and don't tell you how bad at it you are
Like a child losing a game and everyone says oh yay you did it you won
But child didn't win anything
🙄
Well whatever. I am sorry though. I didn't mean to get you outed at all.
No need to be sorry, is ok. This is not really outed. 1 more person knows. That's ok
But I need to go now
I have actress to threaten
Wait what?
Ilya???

Rose 🌹

Today 9:47 AM
So
You know my secret
Congratulations
Now you don't need to fear half the population anymore
Just me
First of all, I'm not and never have been scared of you
And second, you don't need to be afraid of me either.
How could I be scared of person who got kidnapped 37 times?
😂
I'm serious though, your secret is safe with me 💕
How did you figure it out?
Mm a bunch of stuff honestly. I knew you were an ESL guy in Boston who rooted hard for the Raiders. Then I saw that stupid TMZ article about you texting a "Jane" and the way Jane was texting you was super familiar, and you said you were spending the holidays with Shane. During never have I ever you said you'd been on a magazine cover before. The way you chirp the other hockey players on twitter.
And I also mentioned something about your friend Svetlana being super pretty and drunk-Shane made sure I knew she was just a friend to you lol
He is more jealous than I am I swear
Yeah I can see that 😂
Did Shane tell you why I can't come out yet?
Yes and I PROMISE no one will hear it from me 💕
And if you guys need any help with anything just let me know
Like what?
Like... distracting the twitter mob or going on another date with Shane or something.
🙄
Seriously though
Thanks